Pennsylvania Speeders

[WoodPeckr]

1) Good:
An Erie , PA , policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many.

Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing
up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road
with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.

(And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)



2) Better:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Pittsburgh , PA. A $40 speeding ticket was
included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.

The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.



3) Best:


A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the
State Troopers Ball."

He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his
patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

 

[phail]

laffin cause i believe it. used to live in Philly

 

[WoodPeckr]

laffin cause i believe it. used to live in Philly

LOL
So did I. Loved their Philly cheesesteaks, nobody else makes them better.

 

[phail]

LOL
So did I. Loved their Philly cheesesteaks, nobody else makes them better.

oh yes you dont understand the allure and importance of a philly cheese steak unless you've lived there. i cant eat them unless theyre from Pats in south philly. oh yeah!!

 

[OnTheWayOut]

LOL
So did I. Loved their Philly cheesesteaks, nobody else makes them better.

Holy Fuck Woody!!!!!! I think this is the first thing we've agreed on. Cheesesteaks know no political boundaries.

I too am ex-PA and get my cheesesteak whenever I visit......except I lived a lil north of Philly and they are a variation but still awesome.

I make em myself in between visits, no one can understand why. Sucks to be a cheesesteak lover in the great white north .........

 

[WoodPeckr]

LOL
SCs were pretty lame in Philly when I was there....just as pathetic as Buffalo SCs. Those cheesesteaks however were the things that made you drool...

 

[Cycleguy007]

LOL
just as pathetic as Buffalo SCs.

You must head to the Downer then!

 

[tboy]

So the pope is going to a big meeting outside the vatican and climbs into the limosine and tells the driver where to go. He also starts bugging the driver to let him drive. The driver says "No, I was told under no circumstances to let you drive".

A few minutes later the pope says "come on my son, let me drive, I never get to drive, all I do is sit here in the back all the time".

No the driver says.

So they are about to get on the highway and the pope has been bugging the driver so much, he finally relents.

The pope climbs into the driver's seat and blasts off down the highway....100 kph 120, 130, 150 kph.....as he roars past a carabineri they clock him doing 150 in a 100 zone so off they go to catch them.

The pope sees the police behind him and pulls over to the shoulder.

The first carabineri says to the second: oh I'ma gonna nail this sonofa...then notices the licence plate: pope1....He cautiously gets out of the police car and approaches the driver's window. He talks there for a minute then returns to the police car and climbs in....

The second carabineri says: so you going to give him a ticket? No was the answer.....

Why not asks the second?

Cuz, if the pope is driving I don't even want to KNOW who is in the back.......

 

[papasmerf]

You must head to the Downer then!

There is a joke in there somewhere