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KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
 

LancsLad

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And they get a vote at the UN.


If it wasn't pathetic, it would be funny.



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LancsLad said:
And they get a vote at the UN.


If it wasn't pathetic, it would be funny.
Watch your tongue, or they may put that hex on you!....:eek:
 

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And people wonder why the problems in Africa are so insoluble. Not that there are not people here that stupid, but there is not quite the critical mass.
 

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Reminds me of last year when Gambian President Yahya Jammeh announced he had personally found the cure for AIDS. His dead ancestors had given him the magic secret formula in a dream while he slept, telling him which plants from the Presidential botanical garden to mix together. Anyone taking this potion he mixed up in his kitchen would be cured of AIDS in 3 days. He would not reveal what the secret ingrdients were, or let any health organization test his AIDS cure tonic. The South African Health minister said to the BBC Jammeh has no medical knowledge and should stop making ridiculous statements.
 

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jerbear said:
Almost as worse as a country that loves to drink warm beer . LOL
Happy St George Day . Lanc.
U English dog . LOL

Thanks, and it is cellar temp not warm;)



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Link, please! Please! I've got to see this.
 

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Homo Erectus said:
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
It's true. I used to call mine long shlong but it hasn't been the same since that hunting trip in Congo 15 years ago.


:D
 

LancsLad

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Berlin said:
It's true. I used to call mine long shlong but it hasn't been the same since that hunting trip in Congo 15 years ago.


:D



Is that when you first met Sheik???


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LancsLad

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Berlin said:
No no no... that was the UAE trip.


Sheik, was it a package tour or singles only.


I hear you can get Sheik for a Euro in most continental washrooms.(YMMV)
Sad what happened to him.;)



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South Africa has their own problem with "smarts"

alexmst said:
Reminds me of last year when Gambian President Yahya Jammeh announced he had personally found the cure for AIDS. His dead ancestors had given him the magic secret formula in a dream while he slept, telling him which plants from the Presidential botanical garden to mix together. Anyone taking this potion he mixed up in his kitchen would be cured of AIDS in 3 days. He would not reveal what the secret ingrdients were, or let any health organization test his AIDS cure tonic. The South African Health minister said to the BBC Jammeh has no medical knowledge and should stop making ridiculous statements.
South African Health Minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang tells those with HIV to eat garlic and beetroot.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/5319680.stm
 
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