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Penis pumps and pills: do they work ?

AJstar

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Does anyone have any experience with penis pumps or enlargement pills? Common sense would say no,but has anyone had any positive results?
 

Snook.fr

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Difficult to say......

I saw one day on TV the following statement from a Doctor :

- PILLS and PUMPS and CREAMS and EXERCISES DO NOT WORK.

and he explained that (unlike women) it is very hard to do a "Penis Enhancement" but not impossible.
He added (and this is where it gets very interesting) that you could only gain 2 centimeters when NOT "Excited" but would not see any difference when having a "boner".

Basically spending 2 hours on the Operation Table for No Gain.

STRANGE.......

Frenchy
 

Goober Mcfly

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Love muscle?

I am not a doctor, but I didn't think that peni (correct plural?) contain any muscles at all.

I was always under the impression that they're just a marvellous network of blood vessels.

Back to the original question ... If you waste money on penis pumps and pills, you are the big dick, IMO. So they do work, sort of... :D
 

duMaurierguy

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Forget the pumps and pill...

and find a woman with smaller hands. It'll make you 'feel' better...
 

rr_bill

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Do they work you ask? Work for what???

The answer to your question will depend on what you plan to use the pills or penis pump for.

First, just to comment the statement made here by Sheik (that I hope was made in jest), that the penis is a muscle and should be exercised. The rise and fall of the penis is totally an hydraulic event! The penis contains three easily seen cylinders of spongy tissue aptly named the "corpus cavernosum", two are found on the top with the third nested below them. When the brain orders an erection it does so by secreting chemicals whose purpose is to increasie the blood flow to the penis, thus forcing more blood into the empty spaces in the c. cavernosum and increasing both its length and girth.

Viagra supplements the natural ability of the brain to increase the blood supply to the genitals. To accompish this amazing feat Viagra artificially increases the concentration of the chemical needed to open these blood vessels in the penis. This is also why Viagra is NOT an aphrodisiac, it won't cause an erection on its own, but only works when an erection is naturally desired and called for by the brain. Some men who have deteriorating or blocked arteries can not maintain a blood flow sufficient to inflate dicky boy e.g. the elderly and diabetics, and that is the reason for the pump or for Viagra etc.

The penis pumps about which you inquire, are often prescribed by Urologists as an aid to obtaining an erection, and NOT to increase size. What they do is create a vacuum inside a cylinder, this vacuum causing an increased flow of blood into the penis only, thereby inflating little dicky boy. As soon as the vacuum is released the erection will fail because normal room air pressure will force the blood back out of the penis. To maintain the erection an elastic cock ring (also a prescription item) is placed over the penis while still in the cylinder and before the vacuum is released.

Yes, there are real dangers of causing haematomas, very large and nasty ones too, if the vacuum is maintained too long or reaches too hich a level. The medical versions of these devices are usually equipped with a relief valve so that unsafe levels of
vacuum can not be produced. Those sold as SEX TOYS are not so equipped and therefore present a very real danger.

When a pump is first used it is suggested that the patient "practise" for half an hour a day to stretch the cavernous tissues. This produces a slight enlargement, but it is no greater than what would normally be experienced by someone in good health who is actively engaged in regular sexual activity.

If increasing size is your wish, then the only thing the "toy" versions of the pump being sold, will make larger are the incomes of the promoters!

I have no background with the pill gimmick but I am certain that it too its claims too are bogus.


Ooops, I see several others including Sheik have beat me to the punch here, howver I won't change the post!
 
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rr_bill

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Let's do different kinds of exercise too!

Sheik has a point here too!

There is a point too in the exercise I mentioned, of practicing erections daily, either normally, manually, or with the pump.

The penis is surrounded by a very strong sheath, shown in the cross section as posted by Goober McFly, as the Tunica albuginea with both longitudinal and circular layers. When left without "use" this sheath will become less elastic, enough so, that the erect penis will be noticeably shorter and thinner.

Regular "exercise" i.e. inflating the penis to the max will stretch this membrane again to it's normal somewhat larger size.
 

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Re: Forget the pumps and pill...

duMaurierguy said:
and find a woman with smaller hands. It'll make you 'feel' better...
Yeah Eh? LOL.

When you think about it, it does make sense.
 

Goober Mcfly

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AJstar said:
Yeah,but will anyone fess up to using any of these products and their results.
Officer: "One Swedish made penis enlarger pump!"
Goober: "That's not mine!"
Officer: "One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger signed by Goober McFly!"
Goober: "I'm telling you baby. That's not mine!"
Officer: "One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump filled out by Goober McFly!"
Goober: " I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag baby!"
Officer: "One book Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me. This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag Baby by...Goober McFly!"
 

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Anyone remember Mr Bobbit ?
The guy who had his Penis slashed by his Wife?

Well, Apparently they fixed it Back...So I guess you could get a new penis eh??

Frenchy
 

AnonSP

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I thought there was a surgury whereby the penis could be enlarged. You mentioned the one where it will increase minimally the 'dangle factor' of the penis in the flacid state, but do nothing for the fully erect penis. I thought here was a plastic surgury solution as well, but am unfamiliar with the success rate. I imagine that even if the procedure is successful in producing a larger penis, it may have other side effects such as loss of sensation, or erectile dysfunction.

You are referring to Toronot's own Dr. Stubbs (no, the name is not a joke). The procedure is done by cutting a nerve or tendant in the penis and using a weight sleeve to lenghten the penis. It usually is able to give a man an extra two inches when flacid and extra half inch or so when erect.
Have a look at this...
http://www.psurg.com/penlen.html
and this dramatic difference
http://www.psurg.com/micropenis.html

There is also a procedure where fat is taken from the abdomen and injected into the penis, again by Dr. Stubbs. This does make a difference in the flacid and erect penis. The difference is quite soemthing but also rather painful and expensive.
After three injections...
http://www.psurg.com/penis-fatgrafting.html
This one is not as extreme but this is only after two injections.
http://www.psurg.com/pfat2yr.html
 

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Modern medicine!!

Nic Frenchy said:
Anyone remember Mr Bobbit ?
The guy who had his Penis slashed by his Wife? Well, Apparently they fixed it Back...So I guess you could get a new penis eh??
Then there's the story of the chap who was in an accident on his motorcycle and had his penis mangled. There was nothing to re-attach so they sent him to a special clinic where they kept freezers full of body parts salvaged from departed souls. The doctor said, "no problem, come into the freezer room and let's see what we can find for you." "By the way", he said, "what size were you before the accident." "Oh, about 4 inches", said the patient. So into the freezer room they went and the doctor went right to the drawer labeled PENIS - 4! He pulled it open and said, "do you see anything you like?" "Well", said the patient, "they all look pretty nice but, since I'm here, could I see something in a 6?" After viewing the 6s he asked to see the 8s. Finally, he could contain himself no longer and asked to see the drawer at the end labeled PENIS - 12! As the doctor pulled the drawer open the patient exclaimed, "WOW, this is exactly what I want, but do you have anything in white?"

Fine Wine
 

zoickss

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Pumps - who needs them find a lady with great suction power instead - much easier to talk / brag about LOL
 

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Kegel Exercise

I read and when I remember I try to pratice kegel exercises. IT supposed to make it stornger or something to that effect can't remember.
 
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