penis enlargers- do they work????

kumamake

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hello , having seen so many add and receiving all those junk mails for penile enlargement products, just wondering what eveyone has to say about them
have you used them?
do they really work?
and if they do work,your input on this would be appreciated
thanks
 

Cruise

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i know there is a acient technique
get a 90% alcohol and soap it with ur dick, for half hour a day for 3 months. then will help ur dick relax and it get hard whever u want it too. and since the alcohol will help the blood move faster. and ur dick will expend alot more
 

ceo8888ca

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Yes, Dave!
You are supposed to hold off the ejaculation and thus absorbing the "chi" from the vagina and not giving up yours! When you are about to come, roll your eyes and hold areas of your balls.. etc etc.. (True).
And, always do the "nine shallow, one deep" technique until they beg for mercy.
Unfortunately, I have to ejaculate.. its just my nature or the sperms may travel to my brain through the blood stream and I will get into a coma !!!
 

Ripper77

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This reminds me,last time i was in the falls an SP told me if i yank on it 12 times a day for 30 days it will grow 2 inches.She said to come back and see her next month when i come back.
 
To be honest, like the rest of you folks ... I hunger for a bigger, longer cock ... not to mention, to train myself like the Taoist ...

But unfortunately, when I need to cum, I need to cum ... I will never be able to absorb my own "chi" ...

Its tough stuff man !!!
 

ceo8888ca

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The size don't matter ! As long as you are not 2"..
Durex (condom manufacturer) did a survey 2 years ago, and the majority of people on this planet are between 4-6" (erect).
Use it right and they will cum..
Just remember, the odds are that there are always some guys with a cock shorter than yours!
 

thecoolguyms72

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I had a tattoo of a large penis shadow put on my thigh so that the woman will think it's huge. I just have to carry around a spotlight so the illusion is kept up.
 

hedway

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Just go see an oriental MPA in the EBC area. They'll tell you how big you are and you'll leave more than satisfied just the way you are.
 

Ripper77

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actually i inquired about such a thing from the escorts i have been with,They have mostly told me 6-9 inches is good .They actually said over a foot was too much.So if your too big you may have to cut down or have some shrinkage.Im not that fortunate though.
 

Mr.lickit

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Bowling Ball??

We'll I tried your bowling ball suggestion but the only thing that happened was I got arrested. The people who own the bowling alley didn't appreciate me using their balls to lengthen my dick.
 

MuffinMuncher

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Keep in mind, that the depth of the average female is roughly 6-7" (no, I dont remember where I read that). If your unit is longer than that, all you accomplish is pounding the hell out of your date's cervix, which is neither comfortable or enjoyable for her!

As long as you are close to average length (5'-6"), you should be more concerned with GIRTH since that is what she really feels while you are doing your thing. The bowling ball trick isnt going to help that problem.

Finally, isnt the real issue stamina? Other than the "9 short, 1 long" technique I havent heard any solutions that enable a good solid 5 minutes of hard, fast screwing.
 

Feef

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How it works...

The machine stimulates the penile area.
You are horny to begin with.
You get an erection
Voila....your penis is now bigger than when it was limp
No lawsuit! Or refund.

I am not a user of such machinery...I own a business selling the stuff!

Feef
(I only wish I had such low morals)
 

Bababooie

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Thanks this this thread, I finally figured out how to make my dick 12" long..............................................................................fold it in half!
 
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