Pastor convinces women to take his ‘holy milk’ in the name of god

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Don Draper

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A quote from a member of the congregation:

[SIZE=+2]"He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth. Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church."[/SIZE]

Just when you think Catholicism couldn't sink lower than it already is, you get one more WTF moment!

http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/weird-...men-to-take-his-holy-milk-in-the-name-of-god/

I don't know who's worse, the pastor for coming up with the idea or the simpleton morons who fell for it.
 
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Yes, he's a rapist, should castrated.
But god, the women gotta be stupid to fall for that.
 
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I think the priest got this one right


But seriously, WTF do you expect asking priest and nuns to be celibate? Like that brings them closer to god but the joy of sex does not? Totally retarded and idiotic philosophy of the highest order and totally made up BS that has fuck all to do with what the bible says. I believe it was St Augustine who made that utter crap up. I think it comes from the ludicrous idea that Jesus died on the cross for our sins and so we must sacrifice as he did. What a whopping piece of BS.
 
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TFZL1 said:
But god, the women gotta be stupid to fall for that.
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Odd, I was not getting any traction that my white medicine was scientifically proven to minimise facial wrinkles when taken both orally and topically.
 
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Don Draper said:
Just when you think Catholicism couldn't sink lower than it already is, you get one more WTF moment!
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Don, did you actually read the article?

First line: A Brazilian Evangelical Christian pastor has been arrested and charged. . . .
 
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I'm not one of those people who says a fool deserves to be taken advantage of...but come on! How thick could you get?!
 
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He has been charged with rape. How is that rape as they did so willingly?
 
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If other people believe killing will get them 72 virgins, how would something like this story be so surprising?
 
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He has been charged with rape. How is that rape as they did so willingly?
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I suppose the argument could be made that the woman were simply to fucking dumb to consent.
Joking aside, I imagine it has something to do with them consenting based on purposefully misleading information on the part of the pastor.
 
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Don Draper said:
A quote from a member of the congregation:

[SIZE=+2]"He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth. Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church."[/SIZE]

Just when you think Catholicism couldn't sink lower than it already is, you get one more WTF moment!

http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/weird-...men-to-take-his-holy-milk-in-the-name-of-god/

I don't know who's worse, the pastor for coming up with the idea or the simpleton morons who fell for it.
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NOT Catholicism, if you read it right. Evangelical!
 
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Though it looks like a hoax, the overall sentiment of priests is shameful.

All that BS about religion, everyone should act kindly to people, begging people for donations and all that crap is bad enough as most of these guys are just trying to grab $$$. And that's not even including all the Tammy Faye, Jim Bakker, and Sunday morning hotline schemes for money.

Then add in all the homo child abuse, scams they do, taking advantage of religious morons who go along with whatever the priest says etc....

What a fucked up industry. It's amazing people still love it and brush aside the shenanigans.
 
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Occasionally said:
Though it looks like a hoax, the overall sentiment of priests is shameful.

All that BS about religion, everyone should act kindly to people, begging people for donations and all that crap is bad enough as most of these guys are just trying to grab $$$. And that's not even including all the Tammy Faye, Jim Bakker, and Sunday morning hotline schemes for money.

Then add in all the homo child abuse, scams they do, taking advantage of religious morons who go along with whatever the priest says etc....

What a fucked up industry. It's amazing people still love it and brush aside the shenanigans.
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Totally untrue, but don't let truth disturb you.
 
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