Parking tickets

[PHNINE]

You mean buying the tags would be easier than hacking ones leg off? I think not... LOL

 

[Perry Mason]

Bloodsucker.....

There ya go!

Do a guy a favour and solve his problems, and this is the thanks you get!

OK, Esco: no two-for-one for you! And if you persist, then $750 per ticket!

Perry the Parking Ticket Nazi.

 

[Perry Mason]

BTW, Esco!

There seems to be a problem with your signature lady's right hip because it twists or rotates much more than her left.

Be a good sport and stop her from walking so much or she'll soon need a hip replacement... or something like that!

PTPTN

 

[ruck]

Just a funny anecdote from my corporate days.

I used to work with this guy who was super funny but was very reserved and quiet. He was always polite, very politically correct and was funny in a family oriented way with a twist of lemon.

Anyways, one day we are outside having a smoke and there's a parking maid writing tickets. Out of nowhere my buddy screams "Hey meter maid you fucking prick. Why don't you get hit by a truck or something you fuck!". Exact words. It happened 3 years ago but I remember every word because it was so out of character for him and the situation was hilarious. Here we are 2 guys in business casual attire surrounded by other workers of that corporate building and he's screaming profanities. Everyone laughed their ass off so it was good.

Anyways, hey esco, while you're at it, can you pay for my two $15 tickets.

 

[goodtime]

On a street that ran off Bay around where Health International was, I noticed that more then half the cars had handicap parking tags (I did count them), and with those tags it seems that you don’t have to pay for parking at all. So, in the future, find out where people are buying these tags, and use them as many others are.

Used to be everybody can get one by mail and people reselling them, as you can park anywhere with one.

Old ones being phased out. New ones are so hard to get that people with true mobility problem may have trouble getting one.

Now-a-days, Couriers are fined & towed like everyone else. Not unusual to see courier trucks towed at rush hour.

It used to be good chance to win at night court but Green hornets & Uniforms are now paid to appear in court as appearance are grouped by badge. Lost revenue otherwise.

Requesting for court in French if you are fluent, as few Green hornet bothered with translation service.