Oriental massage

[brat_man_7]

Well after a long time I finally decided to visit a massage place. I know we always say to visit an sp instead but I thought what the hell.
I first made an attempt at the Oriental massage on King St. near Rockway Restaurant. Well my regular attendant MIMI was not working so I decided to move on. I next drove to the Oriental massage in the Country Hill Plaza behind the Dominos. Kind of out of the way which is always nice.

I was greeted by Li. She is very pretty, lean build, nice facial features, Vietnamese, small breasts, nice smile and spoke very very little english. She wore black tight pants a tight shirt, nothing really exciting. I inquired on the price and after several attempts I thought I understood $60 for 45 minutes. My gut reaction was that she was not comfortable, maybe thought I was LE or something. Maybe just an over reaction. Offcourse the standard question of "YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE"? I don't lie, it usually leads to more questions that you have to lie to. So this probably slowed things down considerably. She showed me to my room.

I put an additional $20 on the table hoping my goodwill would get me some additional points.

Any way she came in and throws a towel on my bare ass. So i'm thinking WTF, I've never had that happen before. So she starts the massage wasn't bad maybe 6/10. Nothing even remotely exotic. But what the hell I thought just enjoy. A few minutes into the massage she starts Karate chopping me. WTF. Now I've been chopped before but this girl was out to do damage. At one point she was wacking me so hard I thought she was using a wooden paddle. I had to turn around to make sure it was just her hands. And holy shit it was. This little 100 lbs woman was beating the crap out of me. I had serious concerns that she would do internal liver or kidney damage. But being the tough man I just continued taking the punishment and abuse. Mind you she was nice to whole time. She made small inquiries "YOU OK"? The towel was never removed from the bare ass.

This beating went on for a long time before she asked me to flip over. Now I came back to life thinking that MINI ME would see some action. But nothing some more massage and then more chopping. At one point she walked out of the room and I heard water running. Well she comes in with a container of water and hot towel. Offcourse I start to smile thinking mini me would be getting a cleaning. Hell no, she puts the hot towel on my thigh and starts chopping. WTF. After she bruised my legs she moved to my chest. It was the only uninjured part of my body, I later found out I was wrong. She next starts with a facial massage and before she is finished she starts chopping my forehead. WTF, that was a first. She found spots to chop I never new existed. As she is crushing my sinus passages and I'm concerned about having my nose broken I'm also thinking "would I look stupid if I just grabbed my clothes and ran".
Well that pretty well sums up the session. No there was no release. The only thing I came out with is a good story to share. Oh yeah and a whole bunch of bruises, if you are into that kind of thing.

Looks 8/10
massage 5/10
Repeat. Not for a while, until the bruising subsides.

As I said she was a very nice girl, genuine, pretty etc. It was just an odd session. For me anyway.

Cheers

 

[calloway]

I`ve only seen Li once and forgot her name until your hysterically funny review... ahhh those karate chops bring back some great bruising memories. The difference is I received a release. No... she didn`t karate chop my dick... but she does has one helluva grip. You were being polite by leaving $20 on the table... but in this place that could have backfired.

But think of it this way Brat_man_7... I would take Li`s bruising karate chops any day and anytime over my 20 minutes with Amanda.

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[brat_man_7]

I agree Calloway. I won't be seeing Amanda. It will be next week before I can leave the house. By then the bruising should be gone.

Cheers

 

[Dave in Phoenix]

Interesting review.

But I have no clue - is it in Windsor or London or Kitchener?

 

[brat_man_7]

Kitchener.

 

[brat_man_7]

Thanks...... It makes all the punishment worth while.

As I am recovering.


Cheers.

 

[calloway]

Hey Brat_man_7... maybe we could get the very special retired SP to come out of retirement to make you feel all better?

 

[brat_man_7]

I could use Nikita. For sure we are thinking of the same special lady.


Cheers

 

[calloway]

After spending most of my Sunday morning in confession... it felt good to actually get out of the church parking lot without thinking about Red Jenna's three body piercings. I've had a very busy week and possibly one of the most successful ever. Thursday... and in particular Thursday night... will go down in history as one of the greatest days of my life.

Anyways back to the review... my priest suggested that I change my definition of getting exercise. So I took the sticks and headed out to a local course with a couple buddies. Beautiful fall day... cold beer and the game held together for a decent round. Felt quite "stiff" afterwards and thought I would visit the newly re-opened and re-named Victoria's on King. It was closed. Headed over to the new MP on the corner of Weber and the new overpass. It was closed. Didn't feel like driving too far... so decided to go see if Mimi was available.

She greeted me at the door while her usual smile and off we went to her favourite room. As I handed her the $40 1/2 fee... she asked me if I would be interested in helping her train a new girl for an additional $10 door fee. After considerable thought (1 second)... I agreed to donate my body to science and allow this new young Asian princess the chance to experiment on me. She was a complete rookie in all aspects and it showed... much to my complete enjoyment. Mimi was constantly talking and giving instructions. I have no idea what they were saying... but it didn't matter as Mimi would show her... and then the new girl would try... and then Mimi would show her again... and then the new girl would try. Do you guys see a routine here? The best part was before the flip when Mimi was working the bum area and spread my legs so far apart... I thought I was a turkey wishbone just before it breaks. She then proceeded to explain how most guys like a little teasing here before the flip. OMFG... all I could hope was that Mimi could show her one more time... I'm sure we were up to at least 20 swipes by that time.

Still believing this young lady was going to leave for the release section... I was stunned when Mimi asked me to flip over. Shit... I had to think of something quick. My only choice for some reason was CEO naked! It worked... I went totally limp in seconds and didn't embarass myself in front of the new girl.

But little did I know Mimi would now give an educational course on penis stroking that showed me things I never even knew. This young lady was just stunned and had this total look of disbelief on her face. I seriously don't think she's ever seen a penis before... and I just couldn't get that stupid smirk off my face. I had to close my eyes and slowly peak at her cute face with one eye closed. One hand... two hands... three hands... four hands. Mimi is a master and showed different strokes... pressure control and rythmn techniques. As I watched these two ladies hovering closely over the top... it came time to warn them that Mount St. Helen's was close to eruption. Accidently getting any hot lava on this young thing would have put her over the top. After seeking permission from Mimi... each one of my hands were firmly placed on each bum. The time came... as Mimi slowly filled this young lady's cupped hand. Her look was priceless. She kept looking at me to see if I was still alive. But I was a good boy and relatively quiet. If I did my Red Jenna or Nikita noise levels... tonight would have been her first and last night.

A nice wash up and as Mimi usually does... we ended up with a relaxing 10 minute duo massage to end a great... great session. I could go on forever... but there's just not enough room. Are you ready for the total cost? $50 at the door and a $50 tip.

 

[calloway]

I Think I Just Had A Foursome...

I next drove to the Oriental massage in the Country Hill Plaza behind the Dominos. Kind of out of the way which is always nice.

I was greeted by Li. She is very pretty, lean build, nice facial features, Vietnamese, small breasts, nice smile and spoke very very little english. Any way she came in and throws a towel on my bare ass. So i'm thinking WTF, I've never had that happen before. So she starts the massage wasn't bad maybe 6/10. Nothing even remotely exotic. But what the hell I thought just enjoy. A few minutes into the massage she starts Karate chopping me. WTF. Now I've been chopped before but this girl was out to do damage. At one point she was wacking me so hard I thought she was using a wooden paddle. I had to turn around to make sure it was just her hands. And holy shit it was. This little 100 lbs woman was beating the crap out of me. I had serious concerns that she would do internal liver or kidney damage. But being the tough man I just continued taking the punishment and abuse. Mind you she was nice to whole time. She made small inquiries "YOU OK"? The towel was never removed from the bare ass.

This beating went on for a long time before she asked me to flip over. Now I came back to life thinking that MINI ME would see some action. But nothing some more massage and then more chopping. At one point she walked out of the room and I heard water running. Well she comes in with a container of water and hot towel. Offcourse I start to smile thinking mini me would be getting a cleaning. Hell no, she puts the hot towel on my thigh and starts chopping. WTF. After she bruised my legs she moved to my chest. It was the only uninjured part of my body, I later found out I was wrong. She next starts with a facial massage and before she is finished she starts chopping my forehead. WTF, that was a first. She found spots to chop I never new existed. As she is crushing my sinus passages and I'm concerned about having my nose broken I'm also thinking "would I look stupid if I just grabbed my clothes and ran".
Well that pretty well sums up the session. No there was no release. The only thing I came out with is a good story to share. Oh yeah and a whole bunch of bruises, if you are into that kind of thing.

I was in the area and decided to stop by for a relaxation break. Everytime I think about this place... I think of Brat's hysterical review of the "Karate Chop Lady" and have a good laugh. I'm brought into the room by the other lady (sorry I can't remember her name) and she collects the 1/2 hour $40 door fee. I get naked and hop up on the table thinking she'll be right back. The massage table by the way has been changed and is now about 5' long. I couldn't believe it... from the knees down.. I was hanging off the edge of the table. Anyways... for those who haven't been there... there's a small mirror over to the left hand side. The rest of the room is filled with posters of Asian ladies from exotic travel locations. The door opens... and I didn't bother to look behind me as the massage starts. Within moments I painfully realize that my session is with the Karate Chop Lady. As I hold on for dear life... I tried to concentrate on simply keeping enough air in my lungs to continue breathing for the remaining 25 minutes. After the customary hot soapy wash down... she asked me to turn over... but I was clearly not ready for what was about to happen...

As I turned over... something looked different about her... something wasn't quite right. OMFG... she's at least 7 months pregnant! I was having a threesome or maybe a foursome. I knew something felt different about the massage. If her two hands were over on this side of my back... what kicked me in my ribs? Mmmmmm. All this after I was teasing Erin earlier about offering fetishes. I was about to be thrown into the world of pregnant tension releases.

Do I leave... as she doused my member with 1/2 bottle of perfumed baby oil? Which of course is always lovely when you have to go back to work afterwards. WTF... did I look like I was chafing or psoriasis of the penis? Well... to make a long story shorter... the three of us or perhaps the four of us... completed the task at hand and I quickly exited the facility. I have now joined the sick perverted world of fetishes... although nothing compared to Erin's face-sitting, ballons, golden showers and crushing. I have no idea how many "Hail Mary's" I may have to say this week... but I'm sure I'll be completely exhausted. What a day...

 

[Johnnyohh]

Brat_man_7 you made my day. I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I know the young lady your talking about and your right she beats the "H" out of you. But I always got a release.
Anyway enjoyed your Review.
Thanks for the Laugh...

 

[brat_man_7]

Brat_man_7 you made my day. I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I know the young lady your talking about and your right she beats the "H" out of you. But I always got a release.
Anyway enjoyed your Review.
Thanks for the Laugh...

No problem Johnnyohh. I forgot about this place until you and Calloway just reminded me. I think I'll have to repeat. Reading my own review brings back memories, some quite painful. The good thing being, that no permanent damage was sustained by my internal organs.

Thanks again.