One for the ladies!

[HOF]

WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

 

[Natalie]

I'm not looking for a slave.....who wrote this.

 

[Rockslinger]

I'm not looking for a slave.....who wrote this.

You are 150 years too late.

 

[doggee_01]

WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

O.K. you had me right up till the last line..........

 

[DistantVoyeur]

WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

You can generally find him at Church and Wellesely.....

 

[Natalie]

You are 150 years too late.

Label me different.....but again look at where this was posted....yet again another jab at women.

 

[moviefan]

you can generally find him at church and wellesely.....

lol!

 

[VikkiBlue]

Hmmm....I would take a few of them and add in that they have to love concerts and working out and a few other things that would not be polite to say

 

[fun-guy]

yet again another jab at women.

Don't get too upset, this could easily been called, "A poem for the female partner in a gay relationship" lol That was my first thougt, probably because virtually all of the women in my life are nothing like that in the poem so I can't relate at all.

 

[Natalie]

Don't get too upset, this could easily been called, "A poem for the female partner in a gay relationship" lol That was my first thougt, probably because virtually all of the women in my life are nothing like that in the poem so I can't relate at all.

That was my initial thought. I'm not like that. Most of my female friends are not like that as well. The postings on this board are getting odd and sadly, at times quite disturbing on both sides of the fence.