OMG you will never guess what happend

[luv4lust]

:baby: never

 

[juanbrujo]

 

[lancelot_69]

:baby: never

You forgot what you were going to post!

 

[luv4lust]

You forgot what you were going to post!

no you're supposed to try to guess lol

 

[AJstar]

You went to the bathroom with a cramp and came out with a baby. ( just saw this in the news,so I guess it happens)

 

[jiiimmm]

you were allowed access to a keyboard while under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substance. Always a no-no.

 

[luv4lust]

You went to the bathroom with a cramp and came out with a baby. ( just saw this in the news,so I guess it happens)

no but you are the closest
i'm a grandma lol and still under 45

 

[luv4lust]

you were allowed access to a keyboard while under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substance. Always a no-no.

my name isn't lisa lol

 

[Brill]

Someone left a basket of kittens on your doorstep?

 

[lancelot_69]

Your grandchild took his/her first step? Made his/her first text message? You got the bill for your grandchild's first cell phone bill?

 

[lancelot_69]

Ok! All kidding aside! Tell me now!

Or the cat gets it!

 

[great bear]

You did a duo with kissykiss?

 

[AJstar]

no but you are the closest
i'm a grandma lol and still under 45

I like my idea better. A MILF is one thing, but a GILF ?

 

[K Douglas]

You won the lottery. Congratulations maybe you can hang up your garter belt

 

[MissCroft]

no but you are the closest
i'm a grandma lol and still under 45

Congrats!

 

[blackrock13]

They caught up to Kilroy;

 

[Brill]

A handsome gentleman came over for a call last night and you handcuffed him to the bed.
Now you're spoon feeding him his lunch.

 

[papasmerf]

you married Goober

 

[luv4lust]

you married Goober

lol i wish lmao

 

[Brill]

DP is finally crossed off your TDL.