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OMG, watch this asian dude cum!!!!

HG Hunter

Active member
Jun 27, 2005
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Farkin hilarious.
Reminds me of the old Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan movies. Way over the top with exageration.
Also brings a new meaning to the term spinner.
 

punter

New member
Oct 13, 2002
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Toronto
His review:

Face: 7
Body: 6, don't like fake tits
Service: 11, she went the extra mile to please.
Repeat: probably, if I'm back in that neck of the woods.
 

Cobra Enorme

Pussy tamer
Aug 13, 2009
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why would they leave this scene on the cutting room floor of crouching tiger hidden dragon?
 

HAMSTER INSPECTOR

Well-known member
Jun 3, 2005
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The dude never pays, he just blows them to kindom CUM!:rolleyes:
 

Photoboy

Active member
Feb 10, 2006
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That was awesome. I was laughing so loud that I was almost rolling on the ground.
 

wetnose

Gamahucher
Nov 14, 2006
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Monty Python said:
It's mind boggling to what exaggerated exaggeration some people would go as a compensation for a tiny little pecker. Others only need to show their assets. Game over.
It's softcore...so how do you know he's got a small dick?
 

Doctor Zoidburg

Prof. of Groinacology PhD
Aug 25, 2004
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If you had super powers like that ........................


.........When people dis you you can dis them back.:eek:


Watch out, rude subway ticket taker!
 
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