Oldest and Lamest?

[bigmoe69er]

What is the oldest and lamest dirty joke which you may have first heard as a child? For me it's, "We're having a jack-off party tonight, can you cum?" ----Dr. Moe

 

[LateComer]

Hey, I hear there's a party tonight ... in your mouth. Everybody's coming. (Not a kid joke but I heard it many years ago.)

The first dirty joke I learned as a kid was: Say "lettuce" and spell "cup".

 

[bigmoe69er]

LateComer

For me, the last joke you mentioned brings back childhood memories. How about.... (you have to say this extremely fast to make it work)...."Women who have red hair have red hair, by cracky." ----Dr. Moe

 

[LateComer]

Say "Hoof hearted, ice melted"

 

[bigmoe69er]

Good one! ---Dr. Moe

 

[Bonnie@AGFE ESCORTS]

confusious say"women who slide down bannister naked, have no hair by cracky"

 

[chris123]

"Whale
Oil,
Beef
Hooked"

 

[Shallow Throat]

How about a limrick...

Old man Nickie had a 10 foot dickie,
He showed it to the lady next door,
She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake,
Now it's only 5 foot 4

 

[bigmoe69er]

K.C. Jones

How about......

K.C. Jones was a son of a bitch. He drove his engine down a forty foot ditch. He always came back out with his peter in his hand, and he said, "By golly damn, I'm a railroad man."
He lined a hundred SPs (only updated insertion, out of respect)
up against the wall.
He bet ten dollars he could fuck them all.
He fucked ninety-eight and his balls turned blue,
so he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two.
----Dr. Moe