Okay - here we go...

[HowardHughes]

It has again come to my attention that there is some sort of shindig happening in Toronto, on March 12.

My question is this...where and when?

I know I have said this in the past, but I just might show up to this soiree.

Now, I know there have been a lot of apparent sightings of me, but rest assured, if I can find out the time and location, I just might clip my nails, and get a haircut for this - however, I cannot guarantee that I will shed my Kleenex Boxes as shoes.

Thanking everyone in advance!

Howard Robard Hughes

 

[Goober Mcfly]

NO WAY!!!!

First I`ve heard of it.

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47909 and a half dozen other threads spread around the board...

 

[HowardHughes]

Well, for that sarcasm Goober...I won't be buying you a drink! You can sit with my Mormon bodyguards!

 

[johnnyhandsome]

I heard there's a lot of germs at these parties, HH.

 

[HowardHughes]

Well, I guessed that - I will be the one wearing Kleenex Boxes for shoes, and spraying people with Lysol.

That should go over okay, don't you think?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

You might get banned from GTAC for that. Then again, you probably will get banned for:

1. Showing up
2. Breathing
3. Admitting to have spent over $200/hr for an SP
4. Being a member of TERB
5. Saying something even remotely pleasant to TERB mods
6. Not giving *someone* a BJ
7. Not giving your list of nummies to *someone*
8. Breathing
9. Bathing
10. Treating women like women.

</I keed! I keed!>

 

[johnnyhandsome]

I'm honestly too scared to go to one of these parties.

 

[johnyboy]

Maybe Johnny you should GO...a johnny showdown if you like..

 

[luv4lust]

You might get banned from GTAC for that. Then again, you probably will get banned for:

1. Showing up
2. Breathing
3. Admitting to have spent over $200/hr for an SP
4. Being a member of TERB
5. Saying something even remotely pleasant to TERB mods
6. Not giving *someone* a BJ
7. Not giving your list of nummies to *someone*
8. Breathing
9. Bathing
10. Treating women like women.

</I keed! I keed!>

rotflmao
then gets up and gives goober a standing ovation

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Secretvenues: Check your PM's....

Sorry...

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

First off let me say that as a paid advertizer im definately not a satisfied one. I have been threatened, took harrasing phone calls, limited to the advertizing I can do, my parties have been put down by mods of the board!!, been accused of not returning emails when in fact I am very promt in doing so, you can ask anyone that has emailed me in the past. I feel for what ever reason the mods have against me has not only effected my name but now my business which I have wanted to do now for 2 yrs but never had the confidence to do it. Anyways if you guys are so against this party then why do you go Sheik? and whoever else that comes under disguise. You guys dont like tbill we all know that but does that give you guys the right to try and put down someone elses business? What did I do?

You can ban me now i've been wanting to say this for awhile.

Alana,

I think you've done a fantastic job organizing this party. I've never attended a Terb party because I was never invited. So, because you took the time to email me an invitation, and have been so kind and enthusiastic- I'm finally going to meet all of the wonderful Terb and ED members whom I've chatted with over the months. I'm really excited and looking forward to putting the handles to the faces.

Also, I don't see this as a ED party, I think of this as an open party for the entire industry. I'm willing to put my differences aside and show up to meet Tbill!!! I've always wondered what he looks like, havent you?!

Anyhow, Alana, I'm sorry that people are giving you a hard time. Your professionalism and sincerity is refreshing. Keep it up and i'll see you on the 12th!

Vanessa

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I just need to clear the air here...

1. Regarding what Secretvenues wrote:

First off let me say that as a paid advertizer im definately not a satisfied one. I have been threatened, took harrasing phone calls, limited to the advertizing I can do, my parties have been put down by mods of the board!!, been accused of not returning emails when in fact I am very promt in doing so, you can ask anyone that has emailed me in the past.

As I wrote to her in a PM, the only thing that I have done here is "limit the advertising". This was done for a number of reasons, mainly for Secretvenues ease of keeping track of a single thread to answer questions in, etc. Another reason is simply for organization. We don`t need party threads in the review sections. IN FACT, we allowed her to have a Sticky in the Lounge...the ONLY advertiser allowed to have that.

2. As far as I know, none of the mods have threatened, phoned harrassingly, put down the party or accused her of not returning emails. Any comments, such as this: "NO WAY!!!!

First I`ve heard of it.

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47909 and a half dozen other threads spread around the board... " or "Is that all? I thought it was going to be a big party...

</disappointed>" in this thread were directed at Howard Hughes (in the first example) and were completely sarcastic in the second.

3. My thoughts on tbill and GTAC have absolutely nothing to do with Secretvenues, or the party on March 12.

4. I would attend this party in a heartbeat, if able. Unfortunately I`m not able.

5. I wish Secretvenues all the best in the party. I`m sure it will be an astounding success.

Thank you.

 

[wrong hole]

You might get banned from GTAC for that. Then again, you probably will get banned for:

1. Showing up
2. Breathing
3. Admitting to have spent over $200/hr for an SP
4. Being a member of TERB
5. Saying something even remotely pleasant to TERB mods
6. Not giving *someone* a BJ
7. Not giving your list of nummies to *someone*
8. Breathing
9. Bathing
10. Treating women like women.

</I keed! I keed!>

nice mcfly


....HoJo....don't wear your kleenex box to the partay....subdave is going...everytime he sees kleenex box, he thinks of spooge...do you really want spooge on your feet

 

[johnnyhandsome]

Maybe Johnny you should GO...a johnny showdown if you like..

Yes but your a n short of being a full Johnny. Also I have one more handsome name than you.

 

[Mitz]

Re: I wouldn't attend this party if ....

I have a very LONG/SHARP memory and recall all too well how tbill posted on this very board,

All women were SKANKS and "cold-hearted bitches", over and over and over again.

This is tbill,

Shame on you Vanessa! Everybody in this business knows i don't talk like that. I have never called a SP a "skank" or "cold-hearted bitch" although i recall using the word skank before but not often.

I've been following your attitude on the board for a while now and i'm shocked that Select would allow that kind of tone publicly whether it's true or not.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Hmmmm.....believe tbill (who is banned here, btw...what are you doing here?) or Vanessa, someone who has never done anything to lose my respect, or dare I say the board's....

Tough decision.

I bet you didn't call Kiarra a whore either, eh? http://www.eroticdesirez.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1070&st=30

 

[The Shake]

You guys dont like tbill we all know that but does that give you guys the right to try and put down someone elses business?

Right or wrong, a person is often judged by the company she keeps. Or, to put it less eloquently, you can't roll around in shit and then be suprised when people say you stink.

 

[johnnyhandsome]

Right or wrong, a person is often judged by the company she keeps. Or, to put it less eloquently, you can't roll around in shit and then be suprised when people say you stink.

You mean: "Guilty by Association".

 

[HowardHughes]

Hey! I leave to go back to my oxygen tent for the evening, and here we are - now my original question has been thrown out to the wind like my Spruce Goose!

And as for the comment in regards to my bodyguards, they are in fact Irish Catholics...so, as for a stock tip for all those out there - buy shares in beer companies...fast.

Seriously though, I will likely find out tomorrow AM whether or not I will actually be able to make it - keep ya posted.

HH

 

[johnnyhandsome]

Hey! I leave to go back to my oxygen tent for the evening, and here we are - now my original question has been thrown out to the wind like my Spruce Goose!

And as for the comment in regards to my bodyguards, they are in fact Irish Catholics...so, as for a stock tip for all those out there - buy shares in beer companies...fast.

Seriously though, I will likely find out tomorrow AM whether or not I will actually be able to make it - keep ya posted.

HH

Did you ever catch the Simpsons episode about HH??
Hop in the Spruce Goose, Smithers!!
I said HOP IN!!!

Right away sir, Mr. Burns.