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I just got back from seeing an sp. On the way home, my right front tire blew-out and it took me an hour to get back on the road (tire changed) and headed home. During my hobbying days, I have had a flat tire, lost my gps system, locked my keys in my car, run over a truck tire that came off a transport etc. I truly believe someone is trying to tell me something.

Tonight I experienced my first COF, so I was happy about that, but none-the-less, I just have horrendous experiences while hobbying (not the fault of the sp) and I don't enjoy sex as much as some of you guys seem to. Every woman seems to give me the same experience. It is just not worth it.

After today, if you see me on the board, tell me to get off and stay in retirement. I started hobbying because I wanted to get back at my wife and reacquire my alpha male personality, I continued to hobby to deal with my GAD that plagues me day-to-day, but tonight, even before I visited with a local sp, I knew I would regret my visit and shouldn't be doing this. The only reason I did do it was because I was having an episode of GAD and wanted to do something to take my attention away from it.

And the most ironic thing about it is that I have 2 girlfriend and a wife, so it's not as if I am without pussy. I have too much of it, yet I still seem to want the rush of the hobby.

Fuck me and please do everything you guys can to keep me of these boards. This hobby, for me at least, is just another fucked up thing that I seem to do wrong with my life.
 
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Brill

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There's other ways to get that rush, try parachuting.

It's a wise idea to re-assess your life, good luck!
 
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Wow. It sounds like the hobby provides both a crutch and a convenient scapegoat to blame all your problems on. Without it you might actually have to deal with them.

If you believe leprechauns are sabotaging your car because you hobby, it's definitely time to quit.
 
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mb12ca said:
Tonight I experienced my first COF, so I was happy about that,
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Not to pick on the OP but what is it about shooting your load on someone's face that make some (many? most? almost all? all?) men happy?

To the OP: Happy retirement.
 
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mb12ca said:
The only reason I did do it was because I was having an episode of GAD and wanted to do something to take my attention away from it.
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What does GAD stand for?
 
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The Fruity Hare

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Brill said:
There's other ways to get that rush, try parachuting.
It's a wise idea to re-assess your life, good luck!
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He's had enough bad luck with a hobby that's on the ground. What if someone tries to send him a message that he shouldn't be parachuting either? He will only get one warning and it won't involve car keys or flat tires!! :p


To help you stick to your retirement, we will put your wife's info on file and if we see you posting or lurking on here, we will give it to Fuji. How's that for incentive?
 
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The Fruity Hare

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Kilgore Trout said:
What does GAD stand for?
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Usually I would tell someone to just Google it themselves, but since I actually laughed out loud at your gif, I Googled it for you:

Generalized anxiety disorder
GAD; Anxiety disorder
Last reviewed: April 11, 2011.

Generalized anxiety disorder (GAD) is a pattern of frequent, constant worry and anxiety over many different activities and events.

Causes, incidence, and risk factors
Generalized anxiety disorder (GAD) is a common condition. Genes may play a role. Stress may also contribute to the development of GAD.

Anyone can develop this disorder, even kids. Most people with the disorder report that they have been anxious for as long as they can remember. GAD occurs somewhat more often in women than in men.
 
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Malibook

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mb12ca said:
And the most ironic thing about it is that I have 2 girlfriend and a wife, so it's not as if I am without pussy. I have too much of it, yet I still seem to want the rush of the hobby.

Fuck me and please do everything you guys can to keep me of these boards. This hobby, for me at least, is just another fucked up thing that I seem to do wrong with my life.
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A few more girlfriends and you could start to sound a bit like fuji. :biggrin1:
 
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mb12ca said:
I just got back from seeing an sp. On the way home, my right front tire blew-out and it took me an hour to get back on the road (tire changed) and headed home. During my hobbying days, I have had a flat tire, lost my gps system, locked my keys in my car, run over a truck tire that came off a transport etc. I truly believe someone is trying to tell me something.Tonight I experienced my first COF, so I was happy about that, but none-the-less, I just have horrendous experiences while hobbying (not the fault of the sp) and I don't enjoy sex as much as some of you guys seem to. Every woman seems to give me the same experience. It is just not worth it.

After today, if you see me on the board, tell me to get off and stay in retirement. I started hobbying because I wanted to get back at my wife and reacquire my alpha male personality, I continued to hobby to deal with my GAD that plagues me day-to-day, but tonight, even before I visited with a local sp, I knew I would regret my visit and shouldn't be doing this. The only reason I did do it was because I was having an episode of GAD and wanted to do something to take my attention away from it.

And the most ironic thing about it is that I have 2 girlfriend and a wife, so it's not as if I am without pussy. I have too much of it, yet I still seem to want the rush of the hobby.

Fuck me and please do everything you guys can to keep me of these boards. This hobby, for me at least, is just another fucked up thing that I seem to do wrong with my life.
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You really have bad karma:
Flat tires
Locking keys in car
Lost GPS
Ran over blown tire

You said, "2 girlfriend & a wife" Your wife is 3rd in the pecking order? You said, "I hobby to get back at my wife and regain alpha male status." What did your wife do to make you feel less of a man than you already are?

IMO, You come across as emotionally, physically and sexually detached. Do you suffer from anti-social personality disorder, psychopathology or sociopathology? Maybe you have Fuji narcissistic disorder, which means you'll always be a condescending jerk towards women. That's my professional diagnosis.

Why should anyone give a crap about what you do or what happens to you in the process? Do you need a babysitter to keep you in-line? Be a man, close all your accounts on ERB's. Ask the administrators to delete all accounts and posts you've made. Maybe you should seek counselling, you may really be a sex addict with a detachment and personality disorder. Again, be a man, do the right thing!

Final thought, if you are reading this, you have broken your own word about staying off ERBs, and if you reply to this, you really are in need of intensive cognitive behavioural therapy for your ailments. Let's see how long it takes for this addict to reply!
 
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Hangman

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Malibook said:
Official retirement announcement?

Just leave for fuck`s sake and don`t let the door hit your ass on the way out. :thumb:
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This times 1000. Man, just go already. "Official..." Whatever.
 
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