Ode To An MPA?

[ackack]

Ode To An MPA

Was this ever a poem on this board? I thought I'd read it on here some years ago but did a search and couldn't find it. Searching "poem" doesn't bring it up either.
-I remember the line that goes something like "Hearing the clicking heels in the hallway".

Anybody know?

 

[a 1 player]

There was a lady from Allure
Who said my ass smelled like manure
She tried to stroke it
And damn near broke it
Maybe I should have washed it with liqueur

Was that it?

 

[goodtime]

Remember seeing it 2003-2004?

 

[ackack]

Remember seeing it 2003-2004?

Yeah, probably not too long after I first got on here. It was a good poem. It was probably at least a few hundred words.
Did the board crash at that time?
Am I thinking of another website? I'm sure I saw it on here.

-edit-I looked through my old posts and they only go back to 2005, I'm sure I had posted something on that poems's thread when I saw it.
-I looked through a page of the archives, would it be in there. I'll check it out later.