Occupations of TERB members

[CH812]

Just curious to what are the occupations of all of you other there, I know many are engineers, lawyers, accountants, insurance brokers, etc... This is a way we can all preserve our anonimity but still let our fellow members know a little more about us.

I will start.....I work full time but im a part-time poly sci student with aspirations of getting into law school.

 

[DateMasamune]

I am a full time wanker and a part time glory hole operator with aspirations of being a male prostitute in Hollywood being done by men and women.

 

[lasslicker]

I collect and sell discarded subway transfers @ King & Yonge in oreder to support my habit(s).

 

[Spode]

FT Bad Motherfucker

 

[ricflairjuniour]

I suck farts out of bus seats for Greyhound.

 

[Bobzilla]

Llama shaver

 

[Fred Zed]

Tim Hortons Janitor

I am janitor at Tim Hortons in the Beaches area

 

[scubadoo]

I work for Mc Donalds Canada. Currently I'm working on a project to outsource our drive-through window duties to a Newfoundland call center!

 

[Damondean]

Recycling project

I have a government grant to study the recycling of condoms. Right now, we are reasearching whether they can be turned into golf balls.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I masturbate tree-frogs. It's not a job, it's a hobby.

 

[elvis777]

kidnapped as a child by gypsies to work in the freak show as 'boy-friday' to the Fat Lady

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[Finnigan]

I have the most dangerous job at the zoo.

signed

Jack the Bear

 

[auto doctor]

I'am basicly a Dog Fucker

**proper name Canine Inseminater**

 

[TheNiteHwk]

I'm a bird man.

 

[langeweile]

I am an arm pit sniffer for a well known deodarant company.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

my carreer.

I'm a jizz mopper in an adult movie theatre on Yonge Street........I'm hoping to one day move up to hand washing towels at an MP.

 

[Diode]

Not yet, but I'm hoping to become Goober's assistant.

 

[wrong hole]

I play on the second line for the Toronto Maple Leafs....but right now I'm currently unemployed