Objects You've Shoved up Your Rectum

What is the Most Common Object You've Reamed Yourself With?

  • Wife's Dildo - I've always wanted her to do me with it

    Votes: 17 60.7%
  • Banana - Even in the store, I get hot thinking about it

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • TV Remote - It was the only thing within reach

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • Cucumber - If you're going to do things right...

    Votes: 5 17.9%
  • 2 X 4 - I'm used to it

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • Mexican Bull-Frog Enema - Ribbit!

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • Grandmothers Toothbrush - I've always liked her smile

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • Flashlight - It's a natural fit...

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • Salvatore's Likeness - Uncle Ernie knows all

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • Garden Hose with Gas Mask Attachment - Sniffff! Lovely!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    28
  • Poll closed .

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In keeping with the penis sized thread, let's take things a little bit further...
 
tv remote...

one in a million shot ref, one in a million! :confused:
 
where's corn on the cob in this poll
 
You left out "rolled up poster of Abe Vigoda". I did it last night for the fifth or sixth time. All I can say is: sublime!
 
Ummm, hello? I don't see "pool cue" or "thermonuclear weapon" in that list.... :mad:
 
auto doctor said:
Don't you mean Sheik's pride and ego??
Good Lord, no! Who would shove anything that large up their ass?

Fuck, man, it barely fits in the GTA!
 
Goober Mcfly said:
Good Lord, no! Who would shove anything that large up their ass?

Fuck, man, it barely fits in the GTA!

Well it took me a while to recover from that statement...

This might explains why you have a thing for him since he is so big..