Nine Oldsters Booted Out of Nursing Home -
For Trying to Have an Orgy!
LONDON - Seems that a bunch of old goats, ranging in age from 73 to 98, schemed a secret sex party to celebrate the 90th birthday of one of the "girls."
As a British newspaper reported, "The let-it-all-hang-out party took place just after midnight on October 28. The three wrinkly Romeos and six sagging seductresses gathered together in the rec room and stripped to the buff."
Well, you can imagine the staff's alarm and embarrassment when orderlies investigated rumba rumbling from the rec room. There, surrounded by candles and dressed in birthday suits slathered with baby oil, the horny nine were wing-dinging to lay canes in dusty corners.
"They hadn't got too far," a staffer was reported to say. "I guess it was taking some of the gents a while to started. But they were all naked. Believe me, it was the scariest thing I've ever seen."
For Trying to Have an Orgy!
LONDON - Seems that a bunch of old goats, ranging in age from 73 to 98, schemed a secret sex party to celebrate the 90th birthday of one of the "girls."
As a British newspaper reported, "The let-it-all-hang-out party took place just after midnight on October 28. The three wrinkly Romeos and six sagging seductresses gathered together in the rec room and stripped to the buff."
Well, you can imagine the staff's alarm and embarrassment when orderlies investigated rumba rumbling from the rec room. There, surrounded by candles and dressed in birthday suits slathered with baby oil, the horny nine were wing-dinging to lay canes in dusty corners.
"They hadn't got too far," a staffer was reported to say. "I guess it was taking some of the gents a while to started. But they were all naked. Believe me, it was the scariest thing I've ever seen."
