Nude House Cleaners

[C Dick]

I love the "Adult Gigs" section of Craigslist, all the odd things people want to hire other people to do. One of the recurring themes is agencies that offer nude or topless house-cleaning. It is like an outcall agency, except that instead of sex, they take off their clothes and dust the house. The ads all emphasize that there is no sex, just cleaning.

My friend used to work for one of these 10 years ago, and she said it was basically an escort service, except that because it was nominally cleaning, she could always decline sex if the guy made her uncomfortable. But 90% of the guys would offer to pay for sex, and generally she would agree.

So my question is, has anyone used a service like this recently? And if so, did they really refuse sex, or were they willing and it was a form of outcall?

 

[kewluke]

Ive always stumbled on this Toronto Topless maid site a few times on CL.
and wondered about what the ladies really offer....
I am thinking they keep it hush and low key and dont admit anything, but I am sure with the right girl behind closed doors anything is possible for a price
http://www.discreetly-yours.com/torontotoplessmaids/
any thoughts???

 

[ILOVETHIS]

quincy

quincy was last fridays sunshine girl, don't know if this is real

Ive always stumbled on this Toronto Topless maid site a few times on CL.
and wondered about what the ladies really offer....
I am thinking they keep it hush and low key and dont admit anything, but I am sure with the right girl behind closed doors anything is possible for a price
http://www.discreetly-yours.com/torontotoplessmaids/
any thoughts???

 

[james t kirk]

humph,

I think I'd rather just hire Mrs. Sarnicki to clean my house top to bottom. Fully dressed, nothing sexual, but damn, my house would be fucking clean from top to bottom.

Then, invite all the chicks you want over after that and just fuck.

 

[lonecoxxman]

I just gotta tell this one. For some time now I've had this late 30's cleaning lady. She's actually quite hot in her own way while I'm old enough to be her father and then some. I'm there about half the time she cleans and she's been doing a great job. Last month when she came while I was there and soon declared that it was too hot in here and removed some clothing tho she was still "decent". Then came a point where she got into telling me she had an operation on her one boob to remove a growth about a year ago, declared that I had surely seen a boob before, and pulled out her left boob to show me. Then she told me she had pretty good boobs via a boob job she'd had when she was 22. It wasn't long before she had both boobs exposed and I was feeling them. Never having been a smoothie, I didn't rise to the occasion any further than this even tho she did then bring the idea of stripping into the conversation. THis month I had other plans and was not here when she came to clean. So I don't know where things stand at this point.

 

[Hangman]

Precisely

humph,

I think I'd rather just hire Mrs. Sarnicki to clean my house top to bottom. Fully dressed, nothing sexual, but damn, my house would be fucking clean from top to bottom.

Then, invite all the chicks you want over after that and just fuck.

This makes a lot more sense to me than topless house cleaners. It's just two great tastes that don't taste great together.

Our society and economy depends on a division of labour - I don't try to fix cars or pull teeth, and models shouldn't try to clean my house. I want a stern middle-aged efficient woman with spray bottles in holsters to come in here and clean like the fist of an angry god.

THEN, bring in the ladies, who will become instantly ablaze with passion when they see their reflection in my spotless marble countertops.

 

[ig-88]

This reminds me of the Cheers episode where Woody finds Sam's little black book.

He thinks it's full of hot chicks, and he needs a date.

So he picks one with a note beside it that says "the best."

When the woman arrives, it's a middle-aged, grizzled woman dressed in crappy clothes. It's Sam's cleaning woman.

 

[Robio]

I was thinking of getting this for a friend who is a real F@*king slob but thought how unfair to the poor girl cleaning it up.

I would want her to get silver fish in her snatch

 

[james t kirk]

My maid is absolutely gorgeous, and absolute sweetheart and does beautiful cleaning job, fully dressed. I saw her only once, more than a year ago, when we cut the deal. My house is impeccable and I can't express how much I appreciate and respect the great job she's doing, otherwise I would have to do it myself.

I have no intention to do anything with her, because I never mix business with private affairs. I never shit around my house.

What area of town?

I could use a good house cleaner.

 

[skypilot]

My friend tried one of the Toronto nude maids services a few months ago. For $100 the girl showed up, took her clothes off and walked around with a feather duster. She joked about how some people expected her to really clean. She then offered him a menu from HJ to FS at highly inflated rates. I think FS was an additional $400.
He did say she was really a knockout.

 

[C Dick]

It actually does make some sense as an outcall, because it gives both the customer and the lady an out if they are uncomfortable. She can say she is just there to clean, or he can say he just wants cleaning, and they both save face, more so than if you send an escort away. It also offers a slight amount of plausible deniability, if neighbors ask about her you can say she is your cleaning lady.

 

[basketcase]

... if neighbors ask about her you can say she is your cleaning lady.

You can say that anyways. She was likely polishing your knob after all.

 

[Robio]

Instead of a true GF girl friend experience they could call it a true HW house wife experience

LOL

 

[james t kirk]

Sorry, my friend, I wouldn't have any problem recommending her, but not here. I have to keep things compartmentalized.

I don't think I'm going to be devulging that information anytime soon...

 

[Capoeira]

Do these girls really clean your house, or do they just pretend to sweep and stuff, just for the fantasy?

 

[TOmike]

Hey Guys!
This is my first post on Terb. I found Terb when I was looking for a nude house cleaner. A few months back I was helping a buddy move, and walked in to discover this really hot chick in his kitchen. I thought that is was his girlfriend, but soon discovered that it was his cleaning lady. The entire move I kept picturing her naked as she worked away cleaning his place. Then recently I heard that there are actually women who do this! Because housework is my least favorite thing, and women are my most favorite thing, I figured it might be fun to try. I found a couple of companies in Toronto that do this. I went with Nude Maid Toronto, because their chicks were better looking, (for the most part), and they seemed way more professional, (for whatever that is worth, lol). Anyway, to make a long story longer, lol, I thought that it was great. My big decision now is whether to have the same girl back next time, or try a different one. Anyway, thanks guys! I laughed my ass off at some of your posts.

 

[LKD]

I just gotta tell this one. For some time now I've had this late 30's cleaning lady. She's actually quite hot in her own way while I'm old enough to be her father and then some. I'm there about half the time she cleans and she's been doing a great job. Last month when she came while I was there and soon declared that it was too hot in here and removed some clothing tho she was still "decent". Then came a point where she got into telling me she had an operation on her one boob to remove a growth about a year ago, declared that I had surely seen a boob before, and pulled out her left boob to show me. Then she told me she had pretty good boobs via a boob job she'd had when she was 22. It wasn't long before she had both boobs exposed and I was feeling them. Never having been a smoothie, I didn't rise to the occasion any further than this even tho she did then bring the idea of stripping into the conversation. THis month I had other plans and was not here when she came to clean. So I don't know where things stand at this point.

you have failed all the men in TERB ... I'd ban you if I could xDD

 

[LKD]

Same with me! Mine is so wonderful I'd think of marrying her and sailing off ito the sunset.

She even knows about my PORN STASH!

that is a brilliant and subtle way to give the maid a hint... If I ever hire a maid, I'd make sure I left out a collection of porn dvds and magazine where she'd notice and clean around.. maybe even leave out lube or some toys like whips and ropes

 

[james t kirk]

Speaking of banning, CDick is still banned?

That sucks.

 

[fuji]

Do they actually do a good job of cleaning? Or is it just a titty show with a mop and broom?

I might hire them. But I would actually want my place to be cleaned...

I work from home some days. Wife's always telling me to hire a maid service. Would make sense for me to be home to keep an eye on the maid while she cleans. But it would have to be clean.