Now I understand why Arnie did it!

[barnacler]

Just got a cleaning lady. She is really very very plain, chubby, but with amazingly nice large flopsters that sway around loosely as she works.

There is just something about the dynamic of having a cleaning lady, it makes my mind go to medieval times, being the lord of the castle, and ravaging the milkmaid in the barn,, the possibilities are endless in my own home!

 

[Insidious Von]

I have a cleaning lady as well, she's getting sweet on me. I try to stay out of her way.

Speaking of Schwatzee, his home town in Austria is banging! Gina Lisa is creating many bulges.

 

[unassuming]

 

[IM469]

And then there are those complications ....

 

[farquhar]

And then there are those complications ....

My cleaning lady doesn't look like Jerry's. Mine looks more like this:

 

[Insidious Von]

I wonder if Schawtzee still keeps a maid. He was born in Thal, now a suburb of Graz. That's where Die Draufganger are from.

 

[xix]

@Insidious Von country?

@barnacler what if the maid is a guy?

Or Two and Half Men.

 

[barnacler]

@Insidious Von country?

@barnacler what if the maid is a guy?

Or Two and Half Men.

I would feel about the same as if I discovered the maid was a a 1953 Kelvinator Foodarama refrigerator: That I can no longer trust my senses.

 

[Insidious Von]

I would trust my senses if my cleaning lady looked like this:

 

[barnacler]

Wish she were like this:

 

[onomatopoeia]

One of my sisters, as a teenager, had a body similar to the women Frank Frazetta drew:



On Thursday afternoons, she vacuumed the downstairs wearing panties and a semi-opaque nightgown. Several of my friends from high school used to invite themselves over almost every week to watch her work.