1. George Washington to Martha - “I'm getting ready to brush my teeth. Where's the Lemon Pledge?”
2. Paul Revere on the night of his famous ride - “What do you mean I was doing 50 in a 35 zone?”
3. Christopher Columbus upon his arrival to the New World - “See if the guy in the loin cloth validates.”.
4. Abe Lincoln to Mary Todd Lincoln - “Next time we go to the theater, you sit on the left.”.
5. Francis Scott Key, while writing the Star Spangled Banner - “I can't see a damn thing.”.
6. Alexander Graham Bell on his wedding night - “What do you mean it's going to cost me ten cents for an additional three minutes?”
7. Thomas Jefferson to John Hancock at the signing of The Declaration of Independence - “Come here, John, and put your Ziggy Feldman on this thing.”.
8. General George Custer at Little Big Horn - “That's the last time I book a vacation online.”.
9. Nostradamus - “Hey, you can't be right all the time.”.
10. Orville Wright to his brother Wilbur at Kitty Hawk - “So, where exactly will first class be?”
2. Paul Revere on the night of his famous ride - “What do you mean I was doing 50 in a 35 zone?”
3. Christopher Columbus upon his arrival to the New World - “See if the guy in the loin cloth validates.”.
4. Abe Lincoln to Mary Todd Lincoln - “Next time we go to the theater, you sit on the left.”.
5. Francis Scott Key, while writing the Star Spangled Banner - “I can't see a damn thing.”.
6. Alexander Graham Bell on his wedding night - “What do you mean it's going to cost me ten cents for an additional three minutes?”
7. Thomas Jefferson to John Hancock at the signing of The Declaration of Independence - “Come here, John, and put your Ziggy Feldman on this thing.”.
8. General George Custer at Little Big Horn - “That's the last time I book a vacation online.”.
9. Nostradamus - “Hey, you can't be right all the time.”.
10. Orville Wright to his brother Wilbur at Kitty Hawk - “So, where exactly will first class be?”
