Normal 19 year old girl needs help

[nofrills]

Anyone TOFTT? Only $7,500 + Tax. lol

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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/ers/1227998946.html


any men interested?? normal girl needs your help.... - w4m - 19
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Date: 2009-06-18, 2:12PM EDT


hey guys! i'm 19, blond and need your help. i was in a car accident and my car was totaled. i'm trying to buy a new car but cant get approved for a loan. i know this is kind of different...but i want a guy who is willing to "give me a loan" the car is $7500 plus tax, im more then willing to pay it back with monthly payments and any sexual favors you need. i will pay it back in full i can guarantee 100%. i work as a bartender and do other work during the day so coming up with the money to pay you back won't be a problem. if anyones interested please email me, he needs the money by this Sunday so fast replies would be very great! thanks

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[mrropes]

Seems like an excellent deal, no chance to get screwed out of money.

 

[5hummer]

Seems like an excellent deal, no chance to get screwed out of money.

I totally agree!

 

[nofrills]

Seems like an excellent deal, no chance to get screwed out of money.

I think it's a great deal. She'll pay back in full, 100% guaranteed, and sexual favors are for free. What more could you ask for? I'm sold. Totally.

 

[Curious36]

I'm sold...sorry might only be my third post...is that a shill?

 

[5hummer]

I'm sold...sorry might only be my third post...is that a shill?

Only if you tell us it was the greatest BBBJ in your life.

 

[drstrangelove]

I guess she didn't have insurance on her old car, just hope she doesn't wreck this one or I'll never get my money back!!

 

[squash500]

This post sounds like an accident waiting to happen. No pun intended .

 

[Brandon123]

Where do I sign up? I will give her my credit card number as well. How about telling us which bar you work at so we can come by and see if your worth it.

 

[aznguy99]

buy the car under your name, then lease it to her for 1 or 2 yrs, the lease pymt goes towards her $7500 repayment and also ins premium. For you, u get to bang her at least once /week as bonus....when she actually pays off the $7500 then transfer ownership to her......and have a last goodbye sex

 

[Dodger]

Where do I sign up? I will give her my credit card number as well. How about telling us which bar you work at so we can come by and see if your worth it.

Just post your credit card number here and we will make sure that she gets it and then she can setup the sex with you.

 

[sailorsix]

buy the car under your name, then lease it to her for 1 or 2 yrs, the lease pymt goes towards her $7500 repayment and also ins premium. For you, u get to bang her at least once /week as bonus....when she actually pays off the $7500 then transfer ownership to her......and have a last goodbye sex

Some leasing companies install a gizmo on cars driven by folks who are a crredit risk. Each month you have to key in a new PIN that you only get from the lessor once your payment goes through. No payment = no PIN and 5 days later your car will not start. Anyone, even those with bad credit, can get a car.

 

[Radio_Shack]

Some leasing companies install a gizmo on cars driven by folks who are a crredit risk. Each month you have to key in a new PIN that you only get from the lessor once your payment goes through. No payment = no PIN and 5 days later your car will not start. Anyone, even those with bad credit, can get a car.

That PIN# idea is good, like that.

I use to put Time bombs in the software I would write that would make the software stop working if the customer didn't pay my invoice. If they made the payment I would send them a software update that would remove the time bomb. Works real good..

 

[slowandeasy]

Hi guys, the girl in the Craigslist Ad asked me to be her middleman in this transaction. Please PM me if you would like to start making credit card payments. Otherwise you can make the checks payable to
s&e enterprise
P.O Box 15684
Toronto, ON L0S 3R5

 

[slowandeasy]

I think I might know this girl, because this story sounds very much like the
story that a stripper told me. She is blond (kind of) and probably 19, and she started working in January. Funny thing is that this girl does not do extras.

 

[69suds]

Why doesn't she just buy a temporary car or take public transit until she has sufficient funds to get the $7500 car.

As well if her car was a write off, did she not get any money from her insurance carrier?

There are currently 154 vehicles on Autotrader selling for $7500.

http://www.trader.ca/search/Results...layRowCount=&mknm=-1&mdnm=&subcategory=&CAT=1

 

[Bearlythere]

This thing looks like a scam.....but if she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose the free sex part would sound interesting.

Problem is, if I had 7500 bucks laying around, I would be buying a new car....

 

[tmleafs999]

Prior to buying the car, I suggest you take her for a test drive. LOL

 

[SlitherySOB]

If she's been in a car crash where her car was totalled, wouldn't she be injured? I doubt she'd be doing good sexual favours if she was. Unless the person giving her a loan also has a cast fetish.
Just to satisfy my curiousity and see if this were a scam, I sent an email. She replied back with photos. She isn't worth lending $0.75

 

[Dave - WebGuy]

If she's been in a car crash where her car was totalled, wouldn't she be injured? I doubt she'd be doing good sexual favours if she was. Unless the person giving her a loan also has a cast fetish.
Just to satisfy my curiousity and see if this were a scam, I sent an email. She replied back with photos. She isn't worth lending $0.75

I totaled a chevette when I was 16 ... 3 passengers in the car and the engine was still running when it left the motor mounts and ended up behind the firewall. Not a single injury besides my pride.

Besides the point though. If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, smells like a duck ... then it probably is a duck.