A man walks into a confessional and says "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I committed adultry and had sexual relations with another women."
Preist: How many times?
Man: Every day this week
Preist: Who was the woman?
Man: Nookie Green, she is new to the parish and extremely attractive.
Priest: For your penance say 3 Hail of Mary's and an Our Father.
A little later another man walks into a confessional and says "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I committed adultry and had sexual relations with another women."
Preist: How many times?
Man: Every day this week
Preist: Who was the woman?
Man: Nookie Green, she is new to the parish and extremely attractive.
Priest: For your penance say 3 Hail of Mary's and an Our Father.
The next day, just before the beginning of Mass, in walks a hot blonde with big boobs and legs that go on forever. She's wearing a green blouse, green mini skirt and green shoes.
As she saunters down the ilse, all eyes fall apon her. You can hear a pin drop. She proceeds to walk to the very front pew, sits down, crosses her legs and smiles at the preist.
The preist leans over to one of the alterboys and asks "Is that Nookie Green?"
The alterboy whispers "No Father, I think it's just the reflection from her shoes"
Preist: How many times?
Man: Every day this week
Preist: Who was the woman?
Man: Nookie Green, she is new to the parish and extremely attractive.
Priest: For your penance say 3 Hail of Mary's and an Our Father.
A little later another man walks into a confessional and says "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I committed adultry and had sexual relations with another women."
Preist: How many times?
Man: Every day this week
Preist: Who was the woman?
Man: Nookie Green, she is new to the parish and extremely attractive.
Priest: For your penance say 3 Hail of Mary's and an Our Father.
The next day, just before the beginning of Mass, in walks a hot blonde with big boobs and legs that go on forever. She's wearing a green blouse, green mini skirt and green shoes.
As she saunters down the ilse, all eyes fall apon her. You can hear a pin drop. She proceeds to walk to the very front pew, sits down, crosses her legs and smiles at the preist.
The preist leans over to one of the alterboys and asks "Is that Nookie Green?"
The alterboy whispers "No Father, I think it's just the reflection from her shoes"
