Newly single...can’t even mingle!!

[AssTastic]

So I’m newly single...how the fuck do you even meet new people with this shit going on!?!? I was at IKEA and saw what I think were very attractive women, but with the masks, it’s a crapshoot!! I don’t know if I trust the online sites because the women on there get hundreds of guys messaging them. And then there’s the BS profiles on there as well. Plus everyone is in fear of COVID!! (I am as well, but selfishly want to meet some new women!)

Any tips or suggestions?

 

[luvyeah]

Protests seem to have big gatherings, you can try BLM or one of the anti mask ones.

I really don't know what to say; I'm quite an anti-social fuck myself and love being alone. ?

 

[y2kmark]

So I’m newly single...how the fuck do you even meet new people with this shit going on!?!? I was at IKEA and saw what I think were very attractive women, but with the masks, it’s a crapshoot!! I don’t know if I trust the online sites because the women on there get hundreds of guys messaging them. And then there’s the BS profiles on there as well. Plus everyone is in fear of COVID!! (I am as well, but selfishly want to meet some new women!)

Any tips or suggestions?

First of all, don't start thinking of yourself as UNCEL, it's not anybody's fault (please save the shtick about the Chinese, folks!) Second, try hiking, there are online organizations to get you in touch with like minded individuals. Group hikes are not out of the question since physical distancing is easier outdoors. Good place to be if your'e fit and can pair up - might even lead to camping (Confucius say...) Third, internet porn, of course. You can link right off this board (Porndude) Fourth Stay the hell out of bars and crowded beaches/parks. We are all on the front lines in that respect...

 

[J.A. Prufrock]

First of all, don't start thinking of yourself as UNCEL, it's not anybody's fault (please save the shtick about the Chinese, folks!) Second, try hiking, there are online organizations to get you in touch with like minded individuals. Group hikes are not out of the question since physical distancing is easier outdoors. Good place to be if your'e fit and can pair up - might even lead to camping (Confucius say...) Third, internet porn, of course. You can link right off this board (Porndude) Fourth Stay the hell out of bars and crowded beaches/parks. We are all on the front lines in that respect...

Good advice, especially the internet porn. Watching other guys sex up beautiful women can be inspirational, knowing that I'll be doing it again soon, once the restrictions here in the U.S. are eased, especially with regards to the border.

 

[xix]

As a fine nurse at RVH once told me. “Get a dog”!

A parrot. Teach it to say " I want sex"

Hiking?
Isn't that a Appeal Status quo gathering?

Just say "Hi or Hello" - smoothly.