going there for a conference in a few weeks, wanted to know if any of you veteran corporate travellers have any tricks to pick up on the show floor, etc - anything goes really, im not sure what im asking. what i want is at the end of the day when i go to back to the hotel room, i have someone i can fuck the brains out of lol
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Maybe Canada is not as bad as the U.S., but there is very little, if any, spontaneity in the world any longer.
Sex work transactions in the U.S. are arranged online now. She advertises and screens you to make sure you are not a cop or dangerous. You effectively screen her to make sure she is not a cop by evaluating whether she has reviews, whether she has a website, the venue she is advertising in and how long she has been advertising.
But that goes beyond sex work. When you go to a bar, there are few ladies going by themselves looking for a pick-up. Nor are there giggling groups of ladies all looking to leave with someone not in their group. The women there who don’t enter with a date are simply waiting for the date to arrive who was arranged electronically on a dating or quasi-dating app. Eons ago, there were hookers at hotel bars looking for business travelers. That is definitely not the case now. Nor do they hang out at corporate events in general.
And let’s face it, even when you first meet someone new and in-person now, you end up trading text messages (calls are prohibited, apparently) and often exchange Facebook or Instagram profiles prior to an actual longer in-person meeting where sex might occur after that meeting. So the one-night stand is basically impossible.
And thanks to #metoo you won’t be hooking up with any female travelers from your workplace.
Sorry to be a Debbie Downer.
The only random hookups in the electronic age occur when the last evening flights get cancelled due to a weather event. If you can snag a nice hotel room near the airport before they sell out, and have time to strike up a nice conversation with a stranded traveler while they announce delay after delay before cancellation, you have a real shot at a 1970s style one-night stand when you mention you booked a room online while waiting and you are glad you did because everyone around you is saying they are sold out now.
I thought I had this going a year or two ago, when the nice girl announced after the cancellation that she was a local and was heading back home for the night. I wanted to slam my head down and yell Fuck. I guess I didn’t have it going since I got no invite back to her house or apartment. That is when it backfires to have said you booked a hotel room.
Sex work transactions in the U.S. are arranged online now. She advertises and screens you to make sure you are not a cop or dangerous. You effectively screen her to make sure she is not a cop by evaluating whether she has reviews, whether she has a website, the venue she is advertising in and how long she has been advertising.
But that goes beyond sex work. When you go to a bar, there are few ladies going by themselves looking for a pick-up. Nor are there giggling groups of ladies all looking to leave with someone not in their group. The women there who don’t enter with a date are simply waiting for the date to arrive who was arranged electronically on a dating or quasi-dating app. Eons ago, there were hookers at hotel bars looking for business travelers. That is definitely not the case now. Nor do they hang out at corporate events in general.
And let’s face it, even when you first meet someone new and in-person now, you end up trading text messages (calls are prohibited, apparently) and often exchange Facebook or Instagram profiles prior to an actual longer in-person meeting where sex might occur after that meeting. So the one-night stand is basically impossible.
And thanks to #metoo you won’t be hooking up with any female travelers from your workplace.
Sorry to be a Debbie Downer.
The only random hookups in the electronic age occur when the last evening flights get cancelled due to a weather event. If you can snag a nice hotel room near the airport before they sell out, and have time to strike up a nice conversation with a stranded traveler while they announce delay after delay before cancellation, you have a real shot at a 1970s style one-night stand when you mention you booked a room online while waiting and you are glad you did because everyone around you is saying they are sold out now.
I thought I had this going a year or two ago, when the nice girl announced after the cancellation that she was a local and was heading back home for the night. I wanted to slam my head down and yell Fuck. I guess I didn’t have it going since I got no invite back to her house or apartment. That is when it backfires to have said you booked a hotel room.
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ha this is exactly the kind of thing i was hoping for - a reality check from hobbyists. and its fine if it's not possible esp because it's ymmv. i will try to go on tinder, or some very flirty bars in the vicinity. maybe even visit a place thats got SPs hanging out? i know some hotel bars in toronto are can be that way...
Yea the world is fucked up now. No spontaneity or adventure. Feel sorry for future generations!
Yes, and it isn’t just dating.
I was amazed by a conversation on ISG about Times Square in the old days.
I am younger than them, but had an experience to offer. There used to be a huge fetish porn store called Kinematics on 37th Street. This was before everything was available on the Internet. So especially for tourists it was Game Time - one of two or three places in the U.S. where you could buy films that might just violate your community standards, as the U.S. Supreme Court so eloquently put it. It was run by a couple of Indians who were crooked as hell and bootlegged everything, including foreign films. So just about every title in the genre was available. You had pencil and paper and you did previews when necessary to see how many VHS (and eventually DVDs) you were going to buy. When it was VHS, transporting the damn things without getting searched by airport security was an issue. You didn’t want a whole suitcase full of porn. Anyway, I am furiously making my list when someone muzzles my ear. I am totally freaked out when a female voice says, stay through lunch and you can spank me onstage for a tip. It was a beautiful girl there to promote her latest spanking video. Sure enough, she strips down to a bikini later and gets hand spankings from everyone. Kinematics is long gone now. A mixed use development has replaced it.
The older guys on USG remembered a time when the guys from the office would go to Times Square and search for which abandoned building might be hosting a sex show that often involved audience participation. The stories they told were amazing. Yes, you had a chance of getting mugged, which is why they went together.
Now it is all trendy shops and M&M chocolate shops. No fetish porn superstores or impromptu sex shows for tips. And no surprise spanking sessions.
Many would say Fucking Giuliani, as one of the characters did in a classic NYC independent film called The Wackness.
