New iPad bad for your sperm.

[rafterman]

Ha ha ha just in case you needed another reason to avoid joining the herd.:frown:

http://tech.ca.msn.com/ipad-heat-could-be-bad-news-for-sperm-2

 

[LKD]

all this ipad heat or heat from your laptop will make you sterile is unwarranted .. a recent study just proved.. unless you place your balls right up against the ipad, I don't see any of this happening.

 

[Babypowder]

why the fuck dont they just call it iPad 3?

 

[richaceg]

i thought the ipad only causes one to believe that there is no better gadget out there and would cause one to promote ipad and defend it to the teeth against the 'haters' (non-ipad users) and will excessively make threads of every positive reports one can grab all over the interwebs?

 

[WoodPeckr]

The Vatican saw this report and went ballistic....FFS!!!

The Vatican now considers its use a form of contraception and BANS its use by Catholics under pain of excommunication!

Some ultra-conservative cardinals say use of the iPud is akin to genocide and mass-murder of millions and millions of sprem!....

The Pope vows to stop this abomination.....god willing!....

 

[Lustology]

Should have read this before I bought one.

 

[WoodPeckr]

Because Apple Cares

Apple is concerned about this 'overheating the male jewels' issue and has configured a 'patch' fix they heartily recommend getting. It will cost ya though but not much only $99.99. It is officially called the iProphylactic thermally insulated pad. Just slip it onto the bottom of your new iPud-3 and it guarantees to keep your family jewels from being baked!....:clap2:

So order yours at the iStore ASAP, to keep from going sterile.....:thumb: