A newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly
discovered diet.
"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days , then skip a day , and
repeat this procedure for 2 more weeks. The next time I see you ,you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the newfie returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds. "Why, that's amazing !" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The newfie nodded , "I'll tell ya though, by jeasuz, I thought I was going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean ?"
"No , from the friggin' skippin'."
discovered diet.
"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days , then skip a day , and
repeat this procedure for 2 more weeks. The next time I see you ,you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the newfie returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds. "Why, that's amazing !" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The newfie nodded , "I'll tell ya though, by jeasuz, I thought I was going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean ?"
"No , from the friggin' skippin'."
