Once in a while I like to survey the local spa's in hopes that there may be some improvement. A few nights ago was one of these nights.
Here's how it unfolded:
1st stop: Olympus Spa where they claim everyday there are "different sexy ladies to choose from". Neither of the girls looked at all like the girls in the ad. 1 girl greeted me at the front door (I don't use the backdoor). She was abnormally thin, and in general unattractive. I asked if there were any other girls working that evening. Another girl came out...I have had a horrible session with her @ 33A Essa Rd. before...I guess she's here now. She told me that she used to work @ Taboo in North York, incidental a place I have never stayed at. She is heavy, with bad fake boobs...and in general unattractive. I told them thanks, "I'm going to come back another night" and left.
2nd stop: 157 Bayfield/Wellington Their ad promised friendly and attractive ladies. Well, I guess they were friendly...that part was true, other than trying to block me from leaving. They were both not the girls in the ad. Both were fairly old, and in general unattractive. I told them thanks, "I'm going to come back another night" and left.
3rd stop Studio 7even Closed. Was hoping to see the hot blonde who works there but that always tries to upsell me to the point that I am uncomfortable. Are they out of business? This place actually posts REAL pictures of their girls.
4th stop: Sea Spa Their ad promises beautiful Chinese and Korean girls. There were working. 2 were in their late 40's and in general unattractive. The third actually WAS attractive but I really didn't enjoy the massage the last time I visited. None of the girls where the ones in the ad. I told them thanks, "I'm going to come back another night" and left.
5th stop: 122 Saunders rd Their ad promises the best Asian girls who are beautiful etc. There was only one girl working. She was definitely NOT any of the girls in the ad. She was in her late 40's and was in general unattractive. I told her thanks, "I'm going to come back another night".
6th Stop: #12, 384 yonge st and Little ave (Barrie) Their ad promises 2 more beauty come in town. Try different enjoy different -22. There was only one girl working there, and she was already in session. I had seen here before and although she was not any of the girls in the ad, she was reasonably attractive but she gave me a horrible massage. She tried to convince me to sit in a dark room until she was done with the other client she had. I told her thanks, "I'm going to come back another night".
7th stop: 252 Bradford St. Barrie The girls in the pics look hot. I was really hoping for something special here...I was starting to get desperate. 3 girls working. None of them looked remotely like the girls in the ads. All of them were in their late 40's and very generally unattractive. They tried to corner me in a room and promised that they would show me a good time. The problem is, they aren't able to show me a good time. Not their fault...just the way it is. I told them thanks, "I'm going to come back another night" and left.
Although I didn't stop in at these places that night, I have been here before:
70 Essa Rd. Typically the girls are never the ones in the ads and are generally very unattractive. Also the place is very dumpy inside.
Barrie Health Centre This place always advertises hot girls in their ads. They promise busty young sexy ladies. I have never seen a girl here, in the dozen or so times I have checked it out, that could possibly qualify this description. It's almost always the same girl working and she is starting to get mad at me because I never stay. My thought is...well, post a pic of yourself or advertise your name that you are working and I won't stop by. Instead, I get to waste all this time and gas. Thanks.
Majestic Spa, Angus I've never gone in this place. Apparently has the same owner as Leisure Health centre in Barrie. I did drive out a couple of times to check it out...way too much civy foot traffic out front to bother. I like to avoid the walk of shame.
Leisure Health Centre A mixed bag here...some days there are some attractive (not hot) ladies working. Usually sat-sun. Perhaps the last and only place worth staying in Barrie. They don't bait and switch like the other spa's....and they close early @ 9:00 p.m.
Dunlop Holistic Only a few doors down from another spa...one of 4 in the complex (the Asian ones around the back are not good). Years ago there was a sexy girl working there Friday and Saturday nights. She was young, Russian, Busty, and from Toronto. She is gone, and now so am I. Another MPA warned me that there is a hidden peephole camera in the East Indian painting by the front door. That freaked me out a bit too. However, I may check this place out again soon.
Jasmine Spa Went here 4 times. Stayed once. Older Chinese lady did massage. She always seems to be working when and if I stop by. I usually skip.
33 A Essa Rd Spa. I stopped by here a few weeks ago to see Ellie. I had seen her many times before @ Olympus, and Unicorn spa. She is attractive...but she is losing it. Getting older now, putting on weight...its just not the same. I just really didn't enjoy it last time. Also, its too awkward walking in the front door with so much traffic whizzing around. Nice girl...I wish her the best, but I won't be back. I see she has put her spa up for sale. $20k.
So THIS is why I mostly hobby out of town. 45 mins south and I know WHO is working, and what time they are working, and I know what to expect, and then I am not bait and switched.
You may ask me what I feel the definition of inanity is? Well, I do the same thing over and over again hoping to get different results...the problem is, I have. In days of old I had fantastic sessions @ Olympus spa, Unicorn spa, and Leisure Health Centre. I don't know why its gone so down hill. It's sort of like all the girls who can't make it at the big/good/real spa's in the city all come up here. I guess there is a real market for them...they are mostly all still in business. So SOMEBODY must keep going back to them. Others ask me why I don't see SP's in Barrie. I'm just not into that. I like the massage thing, and am not into the full game. Also, with SP's, to their credit...they usually post real/actual pictures of themselves so I already know that I don't want to meet them. At least THEY don't waste my time. I appreciate that.
Here's how it unfolded:
1st stop: Olympus Spa where they claim everyday there are "different sexy ladies to choose from". Neither of the girls looked at all like the girls in the ad. 1 girl greeted me at the front door (I don't use the backdoor). She was abnormally thin, and in general unattractive. I asked if there were any other girls working that evening. Another girl came out...I have had a horrible session with her @ 33A Essa Rd. before...I guess she's here now. She told me that she used to work @ Taboo in North York, incidental a place I have never stayed at. She is heavy, with bad fake boobs...and in general unattractive. I told them thanks, "I'm going to come back another night" and left.
2nd stop: 157 Bayfield/Wellington Their ad promised friendly and attractive ladies. Well, I guess they were friendly...that part was true, other than trying to block me from leaving. They were both not the girls in the ad. Both were fairly old, and in general unattractive. I told them thanks, "I'm going to come back another night" and left.
3rd stop Studio 7even Closed. Was hoping to see the hot blonde who works there but that always tries to upsell me to the point that I am uncomfortable. Are they out of business? This place actually posts REAL pictures of their girls.
4th stop: Sea Spa Their ad promises beautiful Chinese and Korean girls. There were working. 2 were in their late 40's and in general unattractive. The third actually WAS attractive but I really didn't enjoy the massage the last time I visited. None of the girls where the ones in the ad. I told them thanks, "I'm going to come back another night" and left.
5th stop: 122 Saunders rd Their ad promises the best Asian girls who are beautiful etc. There was only one girl working. She was definitely NOT any of the girls in the ad. She was in her late 40's and was in general unattractive. I told her thanks, "I'm going to come back another night".
6th Stop: #12, 384 yonge st and Little ave (Barrie) Their ad promises 2 more beauty come in town. Try different enjoy different -22. There was only one girl working there, and she was already in session. I had seen here before and although she was not any of the girls in the ad, she was reasonably attractive but she gave me a horrible massage. She tried to convince me to sit in a dark room until she was done with the other client she had. I told her thanks, "I'm going to come back another night".
7th stop: 252 Bradford St. Barrie The girls in the pics look hot. I was really hoping for something special here...I was starting to get desperate. 3 girls working. None of them looked remotely like the girls in the ads. All of them were in their late 40's and very generally unattractive. They tried to corner me in a room and promised that they would show me a good time. The problem is, they aren't able to show me a good time. Not their fault...just the way it is. I told them thanks, "I'm going to come back another night" and left.
Although I didn't stop in at these places that night, I have been here before:
70 Essa Rd. Typically the girls are never the ones in the ads and are generally very unattractive. Also the place is very dumpy inside.
Barrie Health Centre This place always advertises hot girls in their ads. They promise busty young sexy ladies. I have never seen a girl here, in the dozen or so times I have checked it out, that could possibly qualify this description. It's almost always the same girl working and she is starting to get mad at me because I never stay. My thought is...well, post a pic of yourself or advertise your name that you are working and I won't stop by. Instead, I get to waste all this time and gas. Thanks.
Majestic Spa, Angus I've never gone in this place. Apparently has the same owner as Leisure Health centre in Barrie. I did drive out a couple of times to check it out...way too much civy foot traffic out front to bother. I like to avoid the walk of shame.
Leisure Health Centre A mixed bag here...some days there are some attractive (not hot) ladies working. Usually sat-sun. Perhaps the last and only place worth staying in Barrie. They don't bait and switch like the other spa's....and they close early @ 9:00 p.m.
Dunlop Holistic Only a few doors down from another spa...one of 4 in the complex (the Asian ones around the back are not good). Years ago there was a sexy girl working there Friday and Saturday nights. She was young, Russian, Busty, and from Toronto. She is gone, and now so am I. Another MPA warned me that there is a hidden peephole camera in the East Indian painting by the front door. That freaked me out a bit too. However, I may check this place out again soon.
Jasmine Spa Went here 4 times. Stayed once. Older Chinese lady did massage. She always seems to be working when and if I stop by. I usually skip.
33 A Essa Rd Spa. I stopped by here a few weeks ago to see Ellie. I had seen her many times before @ Olympus, and Unicorn spa. She is attractive...but she is losing it. Getting older now, putting on weight...its just not the same. I just really didn't enjoy it last time. Also, its too awkward walking in the front door with so much traffic whizzing around. Nice girl...I wish her the best, but I won't be back. I see she has put her spa up for sale. $20k.
So THIS is why I mostly hobby out of town. 45 mins south and I know WHO is working, and what time they are working, and I know what to expect, and then I am not bait and switched.
You may ask me what I feel the definition of inanity is? Well, I do the same thing over and over again hoping to get different results...the problem is, I have. In days of old I had fantastic sessions @ Olympus spa, Unicorn spa, and Leisure Health Centre. I don't know why its gone so down hill. It's sort of like all the girls who can't make it at the big/good/real spa's in the city all come up here. I guess there is a real market for them...they are mostly all still in business. So SOMEBODY must keep going back to them. Others ask me why I don't see SP's in Barrie. I'm just not into that. I like the massage thing, and am not into the full game. Also, with SP's, to their credit...they usually post real/actual pictures of themselves so I already know that I don't want to meet them. At least THEY don't waste my time. I appreciate that.
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