My Top 10 topics that I don't understand

[Avery]

The thread featuring the sparring between Ripped and Perry Mason in which they argue over why Ripped couldn’t understand the appeal of that restaurant experience prompted me to think about things I don’t understand about the sex trade in general, and aspects of it that are often discussed on this board.

Here, in no particular order, are my top 10 things I don’t understand about topics that appear on this board. I’m not looking to participate in any flame wars here. I genuinely don’t understand these things.

Street girls – why would anyone want to take a chance with a street girl? You run a high risk of being ripped off, catching an STD, being mugged, arrested or having your car impounded. You’ll probably pay less for a classy escort, and almost always get better service.

Greek – Sorry, but I fail to see the attraction in slamming my salami (or any other body part for that matter) into the last several inches of another human being’s digestive tract. I tried it once, a long time ago, at my then ladyfriend’s virtual insistence - wasn’t impressed, in fact, I was grossed out. It didn’t feel any better than it did in the place close by that Mother Nature provided specifically for that purpose, either. Never again, no matter how many enemas the lady takes.

Rimming, aka analingus, aka bumalingus – See my comments on Greek, only now it’s my tongue. Yuck! And I don’t expect this service from the ladies either.

Digits – I can’t for the life of me understand why so many guys ask if a particular SP permits digits. Giving digits to a woman does nothing for me, although it might for her if I do it right. My fingers are not an erogenous zone, so I only do it if asked or if I’m sure she wants me to. In any case, I don’t base my decision to see a lady on whether or not she permits digits, nor do I decide not to repeat if she doesn’t.

Sex in Strip clubs – It doesn’t make sense to me to pay for several dances and then receive some form of sexual service in a booth or cubicle where others may see what’s going on. For the same money, you can probably see an escort in a safe, private place.

MP HJ’s – To a certain extent, I can understand the appeal of a session that includes DATY and a BS, but I can’t understand the appeal of a session that consists only of a perfunctory massage followed by a HJ. Why pay someone just to jerk me off? The way I see things, if all I want is a handjob, I can always do it myself. After all, it’s not as if I never have!

Milk and body waste fetishes – I can see the sexual appeal of the enlarged boobs, but a woman’s breast milk? Not me! And don’t tell me it’s not really strange to get turned on by having someone pee or crap on you. Yuck!!

BDSM – I don’t understand any link between pain, whether received or inflicted, and sexual pleasure. Even if no one is actually harmed, I just don’t get it. Soft and tender is the only way for me.

Genital piercings – Yesterday, I posted a link to a web site featuring male genital piercings. One photo showed a penis with 11 barbells inserted (it’s called a ladder). Another showed a penis with a paintbrush inserted right through the head. You’ve got to be kidding!

And last…

Judgmental posts about SP’s – There have been several posts lately in which the male posters have been extremely preachy and judgmental about SP’s, calling them whores, greedy bitches, etc. The posters seem to think they’re qualified to preach to the sinners from a position of moral superiority, even though most of them are hobbyists themselves. Get a grip, guys! There’s no moral high ground here! I pay women for companionship and sex, and women provide them to me for money. What right do I have to feel superior? Absolutely none, nor do you!

 

[Paul Waters]

Street girls

In general I agree. But you can find some real diamonds in the rough. During my long project in Ottawa I found two semi-pro single moms this way. They were wonderful.

Greek

The female bottom and anus should be formally sanctified as alters of worship.

In my youthful ignorance, when playing doctor, I took little interest in what was in front because nothing was there. <groan>

But the intimacy of the naked bottom, and spreading the cheeks.... well the interest is just as intense to this day. And how can you not adore a lovely little anus and not desire to penetrate and be at one with its owner. <chuckle>

Rimming, aka analingus, aka bumalingus

See my comments above. Make sure it is freshly clean and pay due homage. Get the little sphincters happy and relaxed, and penetration will be enjoyed and welcomed again.

As for receiving.... weak knees... eyes rolling back in sockets...babbling like a baby.... Some lovely wicked women enjoy turning a guy into this LOL

Digits

Uhh, like Duh! Treat them well, guy, and harvest the rewards. Please the lady, too.

And there is something so ... empowering ... when you have given her a series of g-spot orgasms and she looks at you like you must certainly have sold your soul to the devil to have learned this trick.

Sex in Strip clubs

Pretty much agree. Never been there. But a number of years ago, just days before the lap dance decision was rendered by the Supreme Court, I was in WAGG. A 9+, really hot blond lovely asks me if I want a lap dance. I ask what I get? She says for $100 I get a no restrictions lap dance, and then she will suck me off like a hoover. And I had $35 bucks in my pocket <sigh>

MP HJ’s

Well, when it started it was like the HJ was a freebe. You paid for a massage, got a pretty good one, at least at the asian places, and the young little cutie strokes your dick and makes you cum. All for $40 bucks.

Milk and body waste fetishes

Getting sexual with a nursing female is a taboo that is a naughty and fun.

Toilet sex, I agree.

BDSM

There is something so sensual about leather....

Ugh... never mind.

Genital piercings

A friend of mine in Chicago has a truckload of metal in his genitals. Quite a few ladies wanted to "experience" him.

I like a woman who does things that are obviously sexual. Genital piercings certainly qualify.

And last…

Judgmental posts about SP’s

Agreed. I think all professional sex workers should be placed on pedastals and kinda worshiped.

Note that "professional" excludes the rip-off artists and the less than enthusiastic doing it just for the money types.

 

[Sasha Jones]

Genital piercings are not necessarily what they are all cracked up to be.

I was once with a gentlman who had 5 piercings he had one Apadravya and 4 dyodes. The dyode is a stud that is placed perpendicular through the flared edge of the glans, he had 2 of these on each side of the Apadravya which is a barbell inserted vertically through the head of the penis.

While the piercings were interesting and maybe even alluring, overall they did not feel very good. There were some very brief periods where they felt very good but more often than not they felt like they were tearing my insides apart.

 

[iguana]

"if all I want is a handjob, I can always do it myself"
Yes and if you want to fuck you can always use a carved out watermelon. Why do it yourself, when you can pay next to nothing to have a beautiful woman do it? If you'd told me as a teen that I would be able to pay naked women 1 hour's salary to jerk me off, I would have told you that you were nuts.
On most of the otherpoints I agree, except womens' anuses ...for licking...the outside. Lots of nerve endings. The rest I can do without, especially anal sex. I used to say if you want to fuck bums, why not just do guys...it must be 90% the same. And it's just plain dirty...bad dirty.

 

[Don]

Good post Avery! I agree with most your points... especially Greek! I have never had the desire to experience it. I mean it is the woman's vagina that your dick was made for. Her a$$hole was meant for something else. The only reason I can think why Greek is attractive (other than the taboo thing) is if her vagina isn't snug enough for you whether your member too thin or her vagina is too loose.

But let me make a point about sex at a strip club... this is a definite turn-on for me. To be able to see a hot girl, to be able to taste the goods and have her tease you and then to be able to score definitely does something for me. When you call an SP, you know you will get some action and when she arrives, you slowly build up to the main course. At a club it is a different atmosphere... and the fact that you aren't supposed to be able to pick up a girl at a club adds to the excitement

 

[C Dick]

The thing about sexual preferences is, they do not make logical sense. Why have any kind of sex, much less pay for it, when you could do yourself? The answer is, because it is more enjoyable when you fulfil your specific sexual requirements. I am not into anal, BDSM, street girls, or most of the things on the list, but I see the appeal by saying that I assume that the person who is into xxxxxxx gets turned on by it the same way I get turned on by yyyyyy. You can insert the preferences of your own.

It always seems pointless to try and explain your sexual preferences to someone else, by explaining the logic of it. You do it because it turns you on, because it does. There is no logical way to prove that it is better, it is a preference.

It is also how I think about gay men. While I am personally repulsed by the idea of a penis in my mouth, I assume that the gay man feels the same way about the penis that I do about pussy, and then I understand.

 

[Mikehorn]

Re: something absolutely confusing. nice guys finish last

[genital piercings make little or no sense to me either I've seen what happens when they fail badly...]

Yikes! That sounds like an idea for a new reality show "When Genital Piercings Go Horribly Wrong".... oh the humanity! :O