I will preface this and say it is 100% my fault. I have told others to venture outside of Niagara while I've been lazy in my own pursuit. I found one decent person on locanto and went out of my way to try others which was a huge mistake on my part. I should have just stopped there. However it's good timing because I have been thinking about letting go of this hobby. Regardless of reviews it's mostly a miss, in my experience. If you are seeing this and you are new to the hobby, never take one for the team, wait for a review before wasting your time and money. Now onto these two gems.
Name: Alyssa Lace
Number: 289-547-6525
Experience: I will start with her first because it is the more recent out of the two and my penis still hurts. The absolute worst blowjob I have ever received in my life. I had an ex whom I thought would keep that title from over 10 years ago and now it's been broken by an escort. Can you imagine? Someone in the sex business unable to give a blowjob. All teeth, gnarly. I get there after we speak and I'm told that apparently sex is off the table. I already paid and now I'm standing there with my member out. Either take the full loss or get a blowjob and call it an expensive lesson. Honest to God I should have just taken the L and left. Another piece of advice, if you're dumb like me and you show up to see someone with no reviews and you spot a red flag, just take the loss and leave. I know there are people who would ask for their money back or try to take it back. I've always just walked away which I should have done here. That's on me. Yes I was scammed. 5 minutes in she's already telling me my time is almost up. This was supposed to be a hh session with two shots (I usually ask how many shots just for fun. I never actually go for 2). I don't know where these gems learn that rushing someone produces results but apparently it's a strategy. Pretty much after she said this I just jerked myself off into her mouth and left. Yes I paid an escort to drive to her hotel to jerk myself off. You can laugh at my situation because it is funny
I could've done this at home for free.
Link: https://www.locanto.ca/stcatharines/ID_7592965923/Alyssa-Lace-Available-for-outcalls-today.html
This was at a hotel in st. Catharines. I believe prior she was working with another lady at a house and things must've fallen through of something. Pics are accurate. Sad thing is she actually looked decent. But that's the experience.
Name: MelodyHunter
Number: 289-514-0952
Link: https://www.locanto.ca/niagara-falls/ID_7591057416/Time-to-Cheer-and-MOAN-M-V-P-Monday-is-here.html
Experience: I'll take my share of the blame for this one too. It was at a house in Niagara falls. I should have just left before I stepped into the house. First thing she does is take me to a room and puts a board behind it. I'm not joking. Then I ask who else is here and I'm told about a fiance and another girl that works in the business. Of course I'm sketched out and I pay her and I want to get the hell out of there asap. She gives me a few licks of this bbbj and tells me she doesn't like to suck and she likes to fuck. At first I was like bruh but then I was like you know what let me just put her in position and rush this. I give her a few shots and she's already rushing me. I go as fast as I can to bust a nut and leave. To be fair she was actually a friendly person. She is missing some teeth and overall my hh session was done in less than 10 minutes.
I kid you not, to get to both of these gems I drove longer than the sessions. You can look at locanto two ways. If the ladies don't care to pay to advertise themselves perhaps they're not worth seeing. Or if you're a curious dude take some shots. I've seen two decent girls on there that actually impressed me so I can't shit on the whole site. I've probably had as many horrible experiences on LL and EA.
I suspect since they're not paying to advertise or anything they can just change their numbers and put some more free ads on there. I don't know if it'd be overboard putting their pics on the thread but eh it is what it is. I hope no one has to experience this.
Well boys I'll probably still check up here and there on the forums but I won't be spending on the hobby for a while. Maybe a hiatus of sorts.
Name: Alyssa Lace
Number: 289-547-6525
Experience: I will start with her first because it is the more recent out of the two and my penis still hurts. The absolute worst blowjob I have ever received in my life. I had an ex whom I thought would keep that title from over 10 years ago and now it's been broken by an escort. Can you imagine? Someone in the sex business unable to give a blowjob. All teeth, gnarly. I get there after we speak and I'm told that apparently sex is off the table. I already paid and now I'm standing there with my member out. Either take the full loss or get a blowjob and call it an expensive lesson. Honest to God I should have just taken the L and left. Another piece of advice, if you're dumb like me and you show up to see someone with no reviews and you spot a red flag, just take the loss and leave. I know there are people who would ask for their money back or try to take it back. I've always just walked away which I should have done here. That's on me. Yes I was scammed. 5 minutes in she's already telling me my time is almost up. This was supposed to be a hh session with two shots (I usually ask how many shots just for fun. I never actually go for 2). I don't know where these gems learn that rushing someone produces results but apparently it's a strategy. Pretty much after she said this I just jerked myself off into her mouth and left. Yes I paid an escort to drive to her hotel to jerk myself off. You can laugh at my situation because it is funny
I could've done this at home for free. Link: https://www.locanto.ca/stcatharines/ID_7592965923/Alyssa-Lace-Available-for-outcalls-today.html
This was at a hotel in st. Catharines. I believe prior she was working with another lady at a house and things must've fallen through of something. Pics are accurate. Sad thing is she actually looked decent. But that's the experience.
Name: MelodyHunter
Number: 289-514-0952
Link: https://www.locanto.ca/niagara-falls/ID_7591057416/Time-to-Cheer-and-MOAN-M-V-P-Monday-is-here.html
Experience: I'll take my share of the blame for this one too. It was at a house in Niagara falls. I should have just left before I stepped into the house. First thing she does is take me to a room and puts a board behind it. I'm not joking. Then I ask who else is here and I'm told about a fiance and another girl that works in the business. Of course I'm sketched out and I pay her and I want to get the hell out of there asap. She gives me a few licks of this bbbj and tells me she doesn't like to suck and she likes to fuck. At first I was like bruh but then I was like you know what let me just put her in position and rush this. I give her a few shots and she's already rushing me. I go as fast as I can to bust a nut and leave. To be fair she was actually a friendly person. She is missing some teeth and overall my hh session was done in less than 10 minutes.
I kid you not, to get to both of these gems I drove longer than the sessions. You can look at locanto two ways. If the ladies don't care to pay to advertise themselves perhaps they're not worth seeing. Or if you're a curious dude take some shots. I've seen two decent girls on there that actually impressed me so I can't shit on the whole site. I've probably had as many horrible experiences on LL and EA.
I suspect since they're not paying to advertise or anything they can just change their numbers and put some more free ads on there. I don't know if it'd be overboard putting their pics on the thread but eh it is what it is. I hope no one has to experience this.
Well boys I'll probably still check up here and there on the forums but I won't be spending on the hobby for a while. Maybe a hiatus of sorts.
