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magicmanofmassage

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The time has come and my time is done.
For a while

I have to stop posting now before I fall into the realm of the 1,000 post club. If I post once more, I become a pervert of the upper class. Besides I have to let Indy pass me as he is a much bigger pervert than I am. In his postathon frenzy he should be here shortly. At that time I will reevaluate my position in the terb community to see if I qualify relinquishing my newbie status. Out of respect for the members of that lofty club, I shall cease and desist effective immediately.

Calloway, please egg him on, I don't know how long I can stay silent!!! :eek:
 
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MM.....

For the intellectually curious argument -- If you don't post again, I will miss your reviews, your insights, and the ongoing friendship we have built. I will always miss your recommendations, secret assists, and other help you have provided. I will miss the sordid details, and the curiosity you have inspired within me. I will miss being inspired by higher company.

For the emotionally confused argument -- If you don't post again, I will miss the heartfelt discussions and your sweet, sassy demeanor on the board. Your banter with the other terbites is actually amusing to peruse, and I will miss your character -- for you are a character -- and will remember always the role you have played.

For the sake of others -- If you don't post again, who is going to experiment like you did with daisy and shauna, or the blindfold/ear plug ordeal with Savannha (been spelling her name wrong I found out, to my chagrin), or all the other outlandish merriment you have stirred? Who's going to tease Shauna, and vice versa, or poke fun at some of the talent, or hobbyists, of the area? I cannot be your stand-in for that lofty role.

Sighs.....if you retire now.....I think I'll just have to retire myself. And put an end to my misery. Farewell, cruel world.

MrO
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"So long, farewell, auf wiedersein, good -bye." Such drama, worthy of a soap opera. C'mon guys! Lol!

Sounds like the ol' boys club, you know you won't stop posting MMofM.

Terb is just too addicting and it's hard to let go once you've gone this far. Lol! But a vacation away from the board is not such a bad thing. I've done it myself several times this year already.
 
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Musketeer said:
"So long, farewell, auf wiedersein, good -bye."
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Magic... is it just my imagination or do Terbites just not read the fine print?

magicmanofmassage said:
My last post! 999...For a while
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Shit... you can't answer that or you'll reach 1000. :p

Indy... take responsibility and answer that question for him.
 
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Quick Indy, get to your 1000 post fast, so MMofM can post again.

Geez, after all we wouldn't want him to choke on his pacifier, or that ball-gag he's been using to stay mumm until that time. Lol!
 
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Swingdancer said:
Hey Salsa, nice to see you on this side of the board again.
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hey thanks I have been causing some mayhem in the Hamilton section lol but i love this part of the board is the friendliest and the one with the most useful info (of course pervs like Calloway, MMofM, Indy, cutterback, hammertm just to name a few keep things interested here)



and of course there are VERY beautiful ladies in this part of the woods (those bastards with Gilligan Island's fantasies are indeed lucky)
 
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Well...Magic you have seen my new addition a few weeks ago.
And I will be getting another when/if I go to miami
But over the weekend I tried something new. I have something done to my body. And I am not telling you what it is. You have to find it for yourself.
But you have to find it with your tongue.
And you have to respond to this post....
You know I love ya!!!!
 
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Aloha said:
Well...Magic you have seen my new addition a few weeks ago.
And I will be getting another when/if I go to miami
But over the weekend I tried something new. I have something done to my body. And I am not telling you what it is. You have to find it for yourself.
But you have to find it with your tongue.
And you have to respond to this post....
You know I love ya!!!!
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if he does not respond after that I vote that we ask to have his handle removed because the guy has obviously pass away.......

time to look for a black tie and to get my black suit out of storage
 
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Indiana said:
Salsamarc, I have to agree with you! perhaps he was so bored and frustrated due to not being able to post that he went to the video store and rented brokeback mountain and watched it over and over, and decided to join the "dark side"!!!!!
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Beware MMofM lightsaber :D

damn you Indy now I have this mental picture and it will not go away.....

BTW you are almost there buddy 9 more to go......P E R V
 
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Indiana said:
Yes!!! The perfect weapon has been launched ... and it hit the target with the fine precision of a cruise missile... the only weapon known to mankind that MMofM cannot humanly resist ... (damn, she is "good"!)

Thanks Shauna! That was awesome!!! If that doesn't bring him out of his writing withdrawal, I don't know what will!!! (OK, even if it didn't work for him, it sure worked for me and got me to post... and more so want to see you! Here I am now thinking, how the heck can I see Shauna right now!!!)


Salsamarc, I have to agree with you! But I think it would be more fitting to "retire" his handle. Unless.. he is really not dead ..there is only one other thing that it could be... perhaps he was so bored and frustrated due to not being able to post that he went to the video store and rented brokeback mountain and watched it over and over, and decided to join the "dark side"!!!!! :eek: If he doesn't respond to Shauna... the sweetest perfect weapon that I know..... then either he is dead, or he must be ......gay!!! MMofM, say it aint so!!!


Calloway, you are just guessing ... but there is only one way to find out as Shauna said! BTW, you are only 15 posts from 6,000!!!! Holy crap!!! MMofM and I are just young Terb puppies!

MMofM, so..... how can you resist (remembering calloway's recent post with Elmer Fudd...I am a vewwy vewwy baddd boyyy for bringing Shauna into the equation). BTW, I asked Shauna to disconnect all your hidden cameras, as I knew that it would be just too hard on you seeing me there! I too was holding back on my posts, and limiting them for "special moments"... as I didn't want to surpass the "magic" 1,000 mark, but how the heck can I not post after Shauna's post!!! Shauna is truly "one of a kind"!!!
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Thanks Indy... thanks a lot. There's a knock at my door at 5 am and it's a courier service delivering a message from MMofM. It's kinda creepy because it's on a large piece of bristol board with cut-out letters from magazine articles. I was going to send the courier away because he asked for payment (Thanks MMofM) but I thought I better pay the charges for the betterment of Terbites throughout the world. I'd be very careful Indy if I were you... check you car for noises that sound like a clock.


Message from MMofM

"OMFG, Sheik posted in my thread and I can't respond!!!"

"This is killing me!"

"Indy, get your ass in gear, get posting!!!!"

"Using Shauna is dirty pool!"
 
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Yes it is too bad he has passed on. I will miss him dearly. I would have turned my web cam on last night. If he was still around, to give him a glimpse of the new addition. I believe hammer enjoyed the last time I did that.
But I much rather you search with your tongue
 
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I can just see Mofmm sitting in front of his computer now. Deads of sweat dripping down on the keyboard hands shaking. "Must resist can't make a post!!!!" But with a temptation like that it won't be long now. Or he might appear as someone else. M of MM a private Web cam experience you know you want it.
 
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Aloha

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Well...Is this just to prove who is the bigger "slut" ??? It is a good thing Calloway is not in this competition, he would win hands down..a respectable slut though.
Who ever gets a 1000 posts first I will sweeten the deal. I will pm you both with the details
 
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