My lady friend is fuzzy! Help!

[CanuckZilla]

Hey folks! New here, need advice. My woman. Gorgeous. Funny. Witty. Smart. And... hairy. That's right! Her nether regions are a replica set for Sherwood Forest in a Robin Hood flick, and her armpits look like she's smuggling a coupla Ewoks. I wish I was kidding, and I could possibly accept it if I MET her in this 'natural' condition. The problem lies in the fact that until we lived together, she SEEMED to at leat fake interest in keeping her sexual appeal together. Now that we share a bed & 4 walls, I have 38 year old male janitors at my office with less body hair.

How do I get her to de-fuzzy-fie?

Thanks!

 

[goodtime]

Buy gift cert to spa w/ wax service. Give gentle hint. Worked for an ex-GF.

 

[unshavencuban]

let her keep what she has-natural look is great
she looks like a woman not a young teen
maybe the underarm East German 70s swim team look has 2 go

 

[freshbreath]

swap her douche with Nair

 

[Rose]

de-fuzzy

Why dont you have a nite of defuzzing each other

Hey folks! New here, need advice. My woman. Gorgeous. Funny. Witty. Smart. And... hairy. That's right! Her nether regions are a replica set for Sherwood Forest in a Robin Hood flick, and her armpits look like she's smuggling a coupla Ewoks. I wish I was kidding, and I could possibly accept it if I MET her in this 'natural' condition. The problem lies in the fact that until we lived together, she SEEMED to at leat fake interest in keeping her sexual appeal together. Now that we share a bed & 4 walls, I have 38 year old male janitors at my office with less body hair.

How do I get her to de-fuzzy-fie?

Thanks!

 

[unshavencuban]

you borderline pedophiles
women do have pubic hair-girls dont
let whatever a woman choose what she has down there without the pressure from hollywood or porn

 

[freshbreath]

nothing beats a racing stripe

show her porn!

 

[MarkII]

You're free to get as pissed off as you wish. If you like your chicks hirsute, then by all means knock yourself out. Others prefer less hair. It's just preference, and has nothing whatsoever to do with pedophilia or pressure from hollywood, porn or some other sort of non-existent standard.

Lighten up.

Besides, the issue isn't that she's got some fuzz. It's that she's changed her attitude after the couple moved in together. Happens all the time.

Pedophilia? Where did you get that from his post? Sounds like the guys dating an Italian! My SO shaves more than I do. And I nor her are into Pedophilia. Seriously Dr Crane...enough!

M2

 

[tboy]

you borderline pedophiles
women do have pubic hair-girls dont
let whatever a woman choose what she has down there without the pressure from hollywood or porn

You my friend are an ass.....

I guess if we are pedophiles that makes you into bestiality? Because only monkeys and apes do not groom themselves....oh wait, they do...so I guess that makes you lower than an ape......

As for the original poster, this reminds me of a date I once had...We wined and dined...danced, got her back to my place, took off her stockings, then tried to take off her panties...wait, they came off with the stockings, so what the fuck is she wearing...OMFG she's got bush up to her hip bones.....and she wondered why i couldn't perfom that night?

Shortly thereafter I simply said, well hon, if you EVER want me to have sex with you, the Mongolian hair panties has to go....

When she told me it took her 2 hrs to get rid of it all for once in my life I kept my comments to myself. I wanted to say "why didn't you tell me when you were doing it, I would have gotten you a weedeater from Canadian Tire".....

 

[Rose]

relationships

And men dont change??

Wimmen always change once they get married or move in.

Today it's body hair.

Tomorrow it's additional pounds.

Run away! Run away!

 

[Alexis696969]

swap her douche with Nair

theres no hair up there!