My ego took a big hit today

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studentjohn

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Had a session today; although no fault of the agency or girl it was a pretty mediocre one because of lack of chemistry.

Anyway I don't have the largest penis; it's about 7 inches long and 5 inches wide (I measure it from time to time hoping it might suddenly get bigger).

Well here is what happened; there was basically no foreplay and the girl just put the cover on and took me in with no lube -_-

Ugh I thought I was big enough that this would never happen to me but now...

Guys I think I'm going to have to take a break for a while and do some soul searching
 
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nobody123

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studentjohn said:
Had a session today; although no fault of the agency or girl it was a pretty mediocre one because of lack of chemistry.

Anyway I don't have the largest penis; it's about 7 inches long and 5 inches wide (I measure it from time to time hoping it might suddenly get bigger).

Well here is what happened; there was basically no foreplay and the girl just put the cover on and took me in with no lube -_-

Ugh I thought I was big enough that this would never happen to me but now...

Guys I think I'm going to have to take a break for a while and do some soul searching
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OK, first of all, 7 inches long is statistically bigger than average, so quitcher bellyaching.
Secondly, I hope you mean that it is 5" circumference, and not width. Otherwise you'd have trouble fitting that fucking thing into a Hyundai let alone a vagina.
Thirdly, what's the problem? Maybe she didn't need lube because she was so aroused that she was soaking wet without it. Or, on the other hand, you really did mean 5" wide and it wasn't her vagina, but the top drawer on her dresser she was fitting your Kleenex box shaped penis into without lube.
Either way, relax.
 
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fuk you guys are lucky, I usually have too book at least an 1hr session, they have a hard time handling the magnifying glass & tweezer I supply them to look for mine...lol...
 
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I can relate to the OP...my ego took a pretty big hit the other day too. Normally, SPs have volcanic orgasms the second I walk through the door (but I'm just a regular Joe so I figure for most of you they cum when you get in the elevator). So yesterday I had a session although no fault of the agency or the girl not only did she not climax until intercourse, but she only came 4 times in the hh (although I did manage my standard 7 orgasms, but this isn't about me trying to show off)

If I don't post for a while it's because I'm trekking through the Himalayas (I own three of the mountains and most of Mongolia but again, this isn't about me) doing some soul searching.
 
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studentjohn said:
Had a session today; although no fault of the agency or girl it was a pretty mediocre one because of lack of chemistry.

Anyway I don't have the largest penis; it's about 7 inches long and 5 inches wide (I measure it from time to time hoping it might suddenly get bigger).

Well here is what happened; there was basically no foreplay and the girl just put the cover on and took me in with no lube -_-

Ugh I thought I was big enough that this would never happen to me but now...

Guys I think I'm going to have to take a break for a while and do some soul searching
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Not to worry. She was just filling a void.
 
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GPIDEAL

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studentjohn said:
Had a session today; although no fault of the agency or girl it was a pretty mediocre one because of lack of chemistry.

Anyway I don't have the largest penis; it's about 7 inches long and 5 inches wide (I measure it from time to time hoping it might suddenly get bigger).

Well here is what happened; there was basically no foreplay and the girl just put the cover on and took me in with no lube -_-

Ugh I thought I was big enough that this would never happen to me but now...

Guys I think I'm going to have to take a break for a while and do some soul searching
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You are certainly a student, son.
 
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Aren't you supposed to measure from your asshole? Why can't we be happy with what we pack, why do we all want to be Idris Elba. He gets head colds to ya know.

 
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