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Oh and your mom said she needs her hand lotion and kleenex back
Why did you ignore the question entirely? I queried how many hours a day you spend jerking off to Donald Trumps man boobs and it's almost like you're too embarrassed to answer. Or are you going to lie and say you don't? Don't try and distract from the topic with klennex and lotion. Man up and be honest. Unless you're not really a man. I mean my mom said you were hung like a boy but I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.
 
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Why did you ignore the question entirely? I queried how many hours a day you spend jerking off to Donald Trumps man boobs and it's almost like you're too embarrassed to answer. Or are you going to lie and say you don't? Don't try and distract from the topic with klennex and lotion. Man up and be honest. Unless you're not really a man. I mean my mom said you were hung like a boy but I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.
You get your mom to tell you about all the dicks she sucked that day while she tucks you in and kisses you goodnight ? Nothing weird there
 

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You get your mom to tell you about all the dicks she sucked that day while she tucks you in and kisses you goodnight ? Nothing weird there
No silly, she told me during breakfast. She was going on about your erectile dysfunction and how disappointing it is that you can't get your dick hard enough to fuck so she has to keep blowing you. You know they make pills for that, right? ;) :ROFLMAO:

And what can be weirder than you banging both of my parents who are in their 80's? Tbh I'm just happy to see you finally embracing the homosexual side of your personality. There's nothing wrong with being bisexual.🌈
 

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No silly, she told me during breakfast. She was going on about your erectile dysfunction and how disappointing it is that you can't get your dick hard enough to fuck so she has to keep blowing you. You know they make pills for that, right? ;) :ROFLMAO:

And what can be weirder than you banging both of my parents who are in their 80's? Tbh I'm just happy to see you finally embracing the homosexual side of your personality. There's nothing wrong with being bisexual.🌈
I'm not sure how your dick gets hard for your mom she defines fulgy and her pussy stench would gag a dead stock worker
 
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No silly, she told me during breakfast. She was going on about your erectile dysfunction and how disappointing it is that you can't get your dick hard enough to fuck so she has to keep blowing you. You know they make pills for that, right? ;) :ROFLMAO:

And what can be weirder than you banging both of my parents who are in their 80's? Tbh I'm just happy to see you finally embracing the homosexual side of your personality. There's nothing wrong with being bisexual.🌈
Is there anyone you don't have beef with? Is there anyone you don't pull the man card on and is there anyone you don't call gay if they are not alt-right nonsense spewers? Just curious, not attacking you, honest question.
 

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Is there anyone you don't have beef with? Is there anyone you don't pull the man card on and is there anyone you don't call gay if they are not alt-right nonsense spewers? Just curious, not attacking you, honest question.
You know what the 'tough guys' who call everyone gay really are secretly right ?
 

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I'm not sure how your dick gets hard for your mom she defines fulgy and her pussy stench would gag a dead stock worker
No one ever said my dick gets hard for her, that's just an image you enjoy visualizing. To each his own I say.

So my mom is fugly but you bang her? Repeatedly? Is your self esteem that low?

Lastly, I'm having a hard time figuring out what a 'dead stock worker' is? Could you provide an explanation? I want to ask him if my mom's pussy really smells that bad or if you're just exaggerating for dramatic effect. If it really is that bad I might have to bring her to the doctor.
 

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Is there anyone you don't have beef with? Is there anyone you don't pull the man card on and is there anyone you don't call gay if they are not alt-right nonsense spewers? Just curious, not attacking you, honest question.
Ahhh the return of squeegee. Glad to see you slept off that eggnog 🤮 I'm curious who all you are claiming I beef with? You make it sound like I have conflict with the entire board. Please provide a list.

I never called dirty sanchez gay. He bangs my mom as well as my dad, in which order I'm not sure so that makes him a bisexual. Gay is not a part of that conversation silly.
 
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You know what the 'tough guys' who call everyone gay really are secretly right ?
Hmmmmmm:unsure: So based on your theory everyone who has ever called anyone 'the gay' is actually 'the gay' them self? That's definitely an interesting hypothesis. If that's the case I'm going to start calling you 'cool' That being said you're still bisexual based on my parent's claims.

On another note can you clear up a family argument we're having? Who's ass is tighter, my mom's or my dad's? I know who I'm betting on but I don't want to sway your answer. Please answer unbiased.
 

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Hmmmmmm:unsure: So based on your theory everyone who has ever called anyone 'the gay' is actually 'the gay' them self? That's definitely an interesting hypothesis. If that's the case I'm going to start calling you 'cool' That being said you're still bisexual based on my parent's claims.

On another note can you clear up a family argument we're having? Who's ass is tighter, my mom's or my dad's? I know who I'm betting on but I don't want to sway your answer. Please answer unbiased.
Your mom's still got a decent rack. I even brought a black buddy to fuck her one day. Everyone just says they are her husband and she forgets in 5 minutes

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Your mom's still got a decent rack. I even brought a black buddy to fuck her one day. Everyone just says they are her husband and she forgets in 5 minutes

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I think you might be banging the wrong chick. My mom's tit's aren't that nice.

Sooo I noticed you avoided the question again. You're kinda shy when it comes to talking about your sexual conquests aren't you?. Is that because of the ED? You know they have pills for that, right? :ROFLMAO:
 

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Ahhh the return of squeegee. Glad to see you slept off that eggnog 🤮 I'm curious who all you are claiming I beef with? You make it sound like I have conflict with the entire board. Please provide a list.

I never called dirty sanchez gay. He bangs my mom as well as my dad, in which order I'm not sure so that makes him a bisexual. Gay is not a part of that conversation silly.
Unlike you, I have a life, so yes, I come and go. Dude, it is obvious to anyone who can read your constant beefs with insults and anger spewing from the born-again Jimi. That's okay, Jimi. You be you, brother. Do whatever makes you happy, but remember to keep your vaccines up to date.
 

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Unlike you, I have a life, so yes, I come and go. Dude, it is obvious to anyone who can read your constant beefs with insults and anger spewing from the born-again Jimi. That's okay, Jimi. You be you, brother. Do whatever makes you happy, but remember to keep your vaccines up to date.
So no list? Just squeegee kid's imaginary accusations? We get it squeegee. Just baseless nonsense to keep your mind busy.

Vaccines? Me? Never. I don't pay taxes so I'm not entitled to vaccines. You can have mine. Drinking all that eggnog weakens the immune system so you're going to need extra. 🤮 :ROFLMAO:
 
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