Safdar said:
......I could relate to a couple scenes having worked in a restaurant. The cheap tippers, the restaurant is about to close and some guy comes in right before closing so everybody has to wait until these people are taken care of.
Also, the shit (spit, piss, or whatever is avail at the spur of the moment or just drop it on the floor) in the burger for those shitfaced customers, you can't forget that!
"Extra mayo in your burger Sir?"
When I was a teen I have known some people (2 people who worked there) actually pissed on a steak at a restaurant where they worked because they didn't like the customer. When one of them asked the customer, "How's your steak Sir?" He replied, "This is....(chewing)....the....(chewing)....best fuckin'....(chewing)....steak I have EVER had. I am coming back here every day!"
Since that day, those two fools drank at least 5 litres of water a day.