most embarrassing sexual experience of your life

[kirknewton]

will i was about twelve or thirteen at the time and i was playing with my self as young boys do at the age,
when my sister walked in on me when i was shooting my load.
she apologized and said you have nothing to be ashamed about.

 

[fmahovalich]

Went for a massage..paid money..into room..getting undressed. My bowels stirred.

HUGE DESIRE TO SHIT. could not hold it.

So showered and released a huge spew of shit. All over shower floor. Talk about Stink.


Anyway..got rid of it all down the drain before the lady arrive.....just made sure I washed my feet.

 

[Alfonzo]

Went for a massage..paid money..into room..getting undressed. My bowels stirred.

HUGE DESIRE TO SHIT. could not hold it.

So showered and released a huge spew of shit. All over shower floor. Talk about Stink.


Anyway..got rid of it all down the drain before the lady arrive.....just made sure I washed my feet.

Reminder to self next time I visit a spa: run water in shower for two minutes before entering

 

[diehard]

Went for a massage..paid money..into room..getting undressed. My bowels stirred.

HUGE DESIRE TO SHIT. could not hold it.

So showered and released a huge spew of shit. All over shower floor. Talk about Stink.


Anyway..got rid of it all down the drain before the lady arrive.....just made sure I washed my feet.

no shit!

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

I suppose your shit don.t stink.

 

[spankingman]

I suppose your shit don.t stink.

But his farts give him away!

 

[Mikehorn]

Pretty much all of them. But to my credit I never give up!

 

[MadonnaLove]

First time i ever asked for cof he sprayed my face and it went into my eyes and i couldn't see i was freaking out, so ya it was embarrassing lol

 

[kmwq]

I was in MISH with a lady and asked to switch to doggie and I came while she was flipping over. We both had a laugh but I could rise to the occasion after so was a little embarrassed

 

[Celticman]

First time i ever asked for cof he sprayed my face and it went into my eyes and i couldn't see i was freaking out, so ya it was embarrassing lol

Maybe the hot librarian look? Kill two birds with one stone Or one bone?

 

[asterwald]

I arrived at incall and came on the bed sheet before I put on the condom. She didnt charge full and I left.

 

[George The Curious]

will i was about twelve or thirteen at the time and i was playing with my self as young boys do at the age,
when my sister walked in on me when i was shooting my load.
she apologized and said you have nothing to be ashamed about.

How old was your sister? If she wasn't shocked, it means she has seen it before. many times.

 

[Celticman]

Most women take their glasses off for sex. But safety glasses might be a new turn on for COF.
She's hawt enuff to TOFTT.

She looks a little like Chloee

 

[surferboy]

This girl I went out with in university loved facials,would only take one if she wore her sunglasses.We were doin it on the couch one day & when I was ready to bust she got on her knee's & put the glasses on.Just ripped the safety off & started to stroke it when her roommate opened the door.Fuk I don't know which one of the three us was more embarrassed.Dont know how much she seen,she closed the door pretty qwik!I got stage fright I guess,couldn't release.So much for she won't be home for hrs.Damn I miss that girl!

 

[thirdcup]

I had finally bedded a woman I had been pursuing for a long time, and as I was top of her in the middle of the action, I had a gusher of a nosebleed, on her sheets and maybe even on her. A bit of a mood killer.

However, it did not preclude future meetings.

 

[feetastic]

A girl I was dating invited me over for dinner. The food was good but didn't agree with me. During sex, she's riding me and asks me to pump faster from underneath. I do but not without unleashing the nastiest, loudest and wettest fart ever ! The silence was deafening until I bursts out laughing and got dressed. Would you believe she forgave me and we ended up dating for a few years afterwards.

 

[Alfonzo]

I am average in every way, but my spunk fires like a torpedo most times, including once at a girfriends house, where I left a deposit on the couch and wall, and the first person to notice it was her dad when he came home.

 

[Mr Deeds]

Every time a girl says "is it in"

 

[Titalian]

For me, last time a woman asked me for greek, long story short, there shit all over the place. Never Again. Unless, I know the woman very well !!!

 

[Smash]

About 10 years ago I was dating this chick for a few months. We were at my condo one night and I was doing her stand up doggie from behind pressing her chest up against a door, my hands on her shoulders. Anyways I was smashing her hard from behind and as I reached around with my right hand to rub her clit (trying to mimic my man Justin Slayer.haha) my rod came out and hit my finger nail cutting the head of my dick. I have always been cursed with hair and nails growing unbelievably fast and sometimes falling behind on nail cutting bi-weekly's.

So it slipped out and my index finger nail cut my head not very deep but there was a little blood. I immediately screamed and fell to the floor cupping my crotch with both hands.LOL

I didn't even look at the cut for about 1 min. I thought that I had cut my head really bad and was scared to look but later when I did it was only a cat scratch. It's a man thing. Any injury to our jewels area is automatically exaggerated at least 20x worse than it actually is. It's just a very sensitive area and we are protective of it.lol

The look on this chicks face when I was on the ground rolling around was priceless. She was still standing spread-eagle against the door with the look of "You Got To Be F-ing Kidding Me"

A month later when I told my friends the story they laughed so hard for about 15mins str8