Montreal finally

[530marcus]

Finally gots time off for weekend, finally going to Montreal!
Amongst the smoked meat, looking for advice re strip bars. Heard mileage is high, which sounds great,
No car but I can grab a cab or subway if necessary.
Love French girls, now hoping to see some in their home belle province.
Advice fellows?
Cheers!

 

[Butler1000]

Go with outcall. Several good agencies there.

Any mileage strip clubs will be off the island and a long way away. Better to go play in the "tourist traps for drinks and a warm up, then order in "take-out".

If you can join MERB today so you can get access to their reviews.

Have fun dude!

 

[sid6.7]

Best agencies in the world imo.

 

[legmann]

Any mileage strip clubs will be off the island and a long way away. Better to go play in the "tourist traps for drinks and a warm up, then order in "take-out".

+1.

Majority of clubs along Ste. Catherine West, with at least three (and two massage parlours) located at Ste. Catherine and Drummond streets alone.

Here's a resource I used:
http://connectedmontreal.com/strip-clubs-in-montreal/

 

[Timbit]

Don't expect a ton of mileage at a strip joint or massage parlour (it's better in T.O.). However, escorts are better in Montreal and cheaper, too.
Check out TERB's sister site MERB for Montreal...

Timbit

 

[GlavaMan]

Check out this thread:
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?410179-My-Mini-Guide-To-Montreal-Mongering

 

[GameBoy27]

Finally gots time off for weekend, finally going to Montreal!
Amongst the smoked meat, looking for advice re strip bars. Heard mileage is high, which sounds great,
No car but I can grab a cab or subway if necessary.
Love French girls, now hoping to see some in their home belle province.
Advice fellows?
Cheers!

You can get good smoked meat in Toronto. Go to Au Pied de Cochon. Make a reservation though.

http://www.restaurantaupieddecochon.ca/menu_e.html

Word of warning. Go see a MPA or SP before you go for dinner there.

 

[affiliated]

Word of warning. Don't go to massage parlours right now. Montreal is currently under a crackdown by LE. Better safe than sorry

 

[GameBoy27]

Word of warning. Don't go to massage parlours right now. Montreal is currently under a crackdown by LE. Better safe than sorry

You said crackdown. Insert Beavis & Butt-head laugh here.

 

[Magic Hour]

I think you may find only skeleton staffing at the agencies in mtl this weekend. Weekends are not as good as weeknights, winter is not as good as summer, and periods around religious holidays are when the ladies go back to their villages. Anyway merb is your friend.

 

[Wild Wiglin Willie]

Last time I was there, the lap dances at SCs were $10.

 

[530marcus]

Cheers! You guys are awesome.
Thought mps were legal.
Love French lAdies

 

[legmann]

I think you may find only skeleton staffing at the agencies in mtl this weekend. Weekends are not as good as weeknights, winter is not as good as summer, and periods around religious holidays are when the ladies go back to their villages.

Good point. This is Montreal, not multi-cultural Toronto.

Thought mps were legal.

They are, just not necessarily what goes on in them. Regardless, no less expensive than in TO (unlike SPs).

 

[1HandInMyPocket]

Anyway merb is your friend.

agreed, also besides a door fee at a SC, be prepared to pay $2-$3 per person in your party to the doorman who seats you.

 

[Lapper]

looking for advice re strip bars. Heard mileage is high, which sounds great,
No car but I can grab a cab or subway if necessary.

mileage isn't high at all for any club on montreal island. all of the high mileage clubs and better clubs are 45 minutes to an hour away so with no car you're out of luck.

your best bets for strip clubs with brass rail mileage are solid gold (about 20 minutes north of st. catherine), chez paree, kamasutra, and club downtown. there's the touristy super sexe as well. prepare yourself for low life bouncers who expect a tip for every little thing possible in the clubs.

the days of good strip clubs in montreal have long passed. the young girls are all escorts there. the crappy ones who can't make it in montreal come work in toronto.

 

[legmann]

agreed, also besides a door fee at a SC, be prepared to pay $2-$3 per person in your party to the doorman who seats you.

Yes, it is customary. Lol

mileage isn't high at all for any club on montreal island. all of the high mileage clubs and better clubs are 45 minutes to an hour away so with no car you're out of luck.

Still, great eye candy, and a lot of choice all within walking distance if any one club isn't doing it for you.

High mileage might be out, but take-out always an option with the right girl, just an in TO.