Mistress Vampirella from the Sun

kissmike

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Being of the kinky persuasion I thought I might check this one out and TOFTT. I booked an appointment on Friday afternoon after work in order to blow off some steam. I was feeling stressed and simply wanted some fun to start the weekend. Unfortunately it did not quite go as planned....

As is the case more often than not, one takes their chances with ads in the Ottawa Sun. Let me set it up for you. I called and asked for one and only one request that I absolutely had to have. It is a little request of mine regarding attire that I must have. It gets me off and I was assured that YES, it will be available. "No problem" I was assured, you will have your simple request fulfilled. I asked again one more time just to be sure. "YES" was answered to the question again JUST TO BE SURE, that my request would be fulfilled! Why do I insist in ensuring that this request is fulfilled? Because if I show up and my request is not fulfilled, I can pretty much be assured that the rest of the session will be a dud.

I showed up for my scheduled appointment and my initial instincts were not good. It was a dumpy looking building right on the corner of Laurier and Chapel. Entering the building I got an uneasy feeling that asked "what if she is a cow and I am disappointed"? Rising in the elevator I got off at the floor she lived on and approached her door. Not a good sign again! The door to her apartment faced the elevator bang on. The extremely narrow hall with a nasty smell and beat up carpet along with the faded paint all pointed to a bad time coming up. Generally speaking I can let all of this slide but upon entering the apartment and realizing that I was simply yanked in on an empty promise, I bailed. The first thing I noticed aside from the broken promise was the large protuding gut she sported. This fact, coupled with the overwhelming smell of cheap perfume covering up the dumpy apartment, made me bolt for the door.

Avoid! I can't be anymore clearer for anyone looking for a session.

Looks 5/10
Attitude ? Who knows. She was at least polite. I will give her that.
Apartment 4/10 Dumpy, smelly and dirty.

km
 

Ross Eyerie

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Wow. That's good. Rarely do we hear of someone bailing upon first meeting. Most guys woulda said "Meh, what the fuck!" LOL!

"You know that smell when you walk into an apartment and you smell other people's cooking? That... plus CRAP!"
 

kissmike

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a year later and that review still works?? excellent smithers eeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent..glad to be of assistance..goes to prove this board of reviews does work..
 

JPsoHot

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kissmike said:
a year later and that review still works?? excellent smithers eeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent..glad to be of assistance..goes to prove this board of reviews does work..
I am sure that even after 1 year she's still hasnt improved her service !!! :rolleyes:
 

kissmike

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The reallly unfortunate issue is that there is still no decent experienced SP who can provide this sort of service locally...
 
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