Misc Crank Calls:

[boffo]

In case anyone interested here's some various crank calls on web:

Howard Stern crank call:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/16944

Ordering pizza from train station:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/17532

Phone cutting out:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/17243

Chinese Take out:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/960

Failed Drug Test:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/947

MLAM Busted:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/948

Guy with Howard Stern Tape Machine:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/1266/

Howard Stern Machine2:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/1269/

Cemetary Telemarketer:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/969

Dirty Turban:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/943

Scooter's Roofing:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/952

Redneck 1:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/988/

Redneck 2:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/989/

 

[j_anderson]

The dirty turbin call is hilarious.

 

[boffo]

I like Redneck number 1. I've listened to that lady at least 30 times and almost fall down laughing every time I hear her.

I also like the cemetary plot salesman who wants the guy he's pitching to hold off commiting suicide for a couple of days so he can get his credit card number and a contract off to him tomorrow so that he can sign for a burial plot.