Mile High Club
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Joined mile high club
Here is my story, on honeymoon flying Air-Transat in Bulkhead seat so we can see the steward and stewardess. During meal service passenger asks for aspirin, kind of insisting and rude. Steward, kind of gay tells her "look madam we are doing meal service, you are not allowed to stand up, sit down and we will help you after meal service". Wife and I catch the eye of steward and I give him thumbs up. He and stewardess start cracking up when passenger goes back to seat. I then get an idea, call the steward and say, If I take my new wife to the bathroom will I get in trouble? He says hold on, talks to stewardess, she goes to 1st class grabs champagne and glasses (in a plastic bag), says we can use their private bathroom but to go now because passengers are sitting for meal service. We go back steward uses special key to open staff bathroom and lets us in. Says go fast! We go back there she sits on counter legs spread and I go for it. A little to much turbulence and uncomfortable to really enjoy but got the job done. Who says airline service is always lousy? Old woman beside us saw the champagne and saw us go back together, her eyebrows were certainly raised.
Here is my story, on honeymoon flying Air-Transat in Bulkhead seat so we can see the steward and stewardess. During meal service passenger asks for aspirin, kind of insisting and rude. Steward, kind of gay tells her "look madam we are doing meal service, you are not allowed to stand up, sit down and we will help you after meal service". Wife and I catch the eye of steward and I give him thumbs up. He and stewardess start cracking up when passenger goes back to seat. I then get an idea, call the steward and say, If I take my new wife to the bathroom will I get in trouble? He says hold on, talks to stewardess, she goes to 1st class grabs champagne and glasses (in a plastic bag), says we can use their private bathroom but to go now because passengers are sitting for meal service. We go back steward uses special key to open staff bathroom and lets us in. Says go fast! We go back there she sits on counter legs spread and I go for it. A little to much turbulence and uncomfortable to really enjoy but got the job done. Who says airline service is always lousy? Old woman beside us saw the champagne and saw us go back together, her eyebrows were certainly raised.
A start-up company in U.K. was advertising, forgot the name.
Went for the un-official version, fingered my ex-GF underneath the blankets during a transpacific flight. Booked the back for privacy. She was soaked underneath the easy access skirt. She had to bite down on the pillow from screaming out "Ahhh...Ahhh...".
Went for the un-official version, fingered my ex-GF underneath the blankets during a transpacific flight. Booked the back for privacy. She was soaked underneath the easy access skirt. She had to bite down on the pillow from screaming out "Ahhh...Ahhh...".
Not exactly the mile high club, but a local helicopter company offers this.
check out the thread
http://www.helitours.ca/Main/mile_high.htm
check out the thread
http://www.helitours.ca/Main/mile_high.htm
Last year went to the Mayan Rivera with the GF we were teasing each other all the way down but ever got the opportunity. Bathrooms had a constant line up. Think the guy beside me caught us a couple of time fooling around.
Lets just say the sex once we got in our room was intense.
I am a member from long ago flight from Amsterdam to Greece was half full and late at night so my ex and I did it in the bathroom but after a BJ at our seats.
Kurt
Lets just say the sex once we got in our room was intense.
I am a member from long ago flight from Amsterdam to Greece was half full and late at night so my ex and I did it in the bathroom but after a BJ at our seats.
Kurt
This guy operated his MHC business till disaster struck,jake9798 said:
http://www.sptimes.com/News/081101/news_pf/State/Crash_shuts_down_Mile.shtml He sold online clips,as long as the passengers agreed,for a fee.It was not the best quality of video,but it made for some hot viewing,lol.
This is a link to the MHC that lets you share your exp,
http://67.15.5.133/
I've always wanted to be part of the mile high club. Thing is I'm a nervous flyer as it is, so I don't know if I would be able to relax enough to. 
Sexy Violet said:I've always wanted to be part of the mile high club. Thing is I'm a nervous flyer as it is, so I don't know if I would be able to relax enough to.
take some roofies
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Half mile club.
Tried jerking off once in the bathroom...LOL.
In all seriousness, I was once on a flight from LA to Hong Kong. It was a 13 hour flight, so when the lights were off, and everyone was sleeping, my GF sat on my lap. We had the whole row to ourselves by the window. The seats were coach so we were in the middle of the plane looking right on the wing. The noise is very loud when you are right on the wing. I opened my fly, and she sat on my lap. Nobody noticed, cause it was dark and most of the poeple were either asleep or watching an in flight movie. Turbulence is what sealed the deal, felt great. The "fasten your seat belt" light came on and she had to get off my lap. I don't think the flight attendants suspected anything but we did ask for about 3 blankets to cover up the area. It was fun and quick.
3 Tips to the Mile High Club:
1. Drink on the flight (cause you get drunk off one drink when in flight)
2. Tell your GF to wear a skirt
3. Lots and lots of blankets.....
Mind you this only works for very long flights when they turn the lights off in the cabin.
Orgasm is the same at that height, because they maintain cabin pressure the whole flight. But for some reason you do get way more drunk if you have a few drinks....
Happy hunting TERBites!!
Tried jerking off once in the bathroom...LOL.
In all seriousness, I was once on a flight from LA to Hong Kong. It was a 13 hour flight, so when the lights were off, and everyone was sleeping, my GF sat on my lap. We had the whole row to ourselves by the window. The seats were coach so we were in the middle of the plane looking right on the wing. The noise is very loud when you are right on the wing. I opened my fly, and she sat on my lap. Nobody noticed, cause it was dark and most of the poeple were either asleep or watching an in flight movie. Turbulence is what sealed the deal, felt great. The "fasten your seat belt" light came on and she had to get off my lap. I don't think the flight attendants suspected anything but we did ask for about 3 blankets to cover up the area. It was fun and quick.
3 Tips to the Mile High Club:
1. Drink on the flight (cause you get drunk off one drink when in flight)
2. Tell your GF to wear a skirt
3. Lots and lots of blankets.....
Mind you this only works for very long flights when they turn the lights off in the cabin.
Orgasm is the same at that height, because they maintain cabin pressure the whole flight. But for some reason you do get way more drunk if you have a few drinks....
Happy hunting TERBites!!
As a skydiver, I made the "Mile Hilgh Club" a few times. But frankly, sex is better (and more fun) in a hotel room at sea level.
Once, in Zephyrhills, Florida, I mile-highed with a couple of guys (and oral teased with the pilot) at 10,000'. I was wearing gear borrowed from the Drop Zone Operator -- what was known at that time as an (OLD!) Rapid Transhit.
After antics in the aircraft, I exited (and I was just a student at the time, 1983) wearing nought but a pair of tie-on panties. I probably dumped a bit high, being worried about the spot and the gear I was jumping. The Rapid Transhit back in those days had the cutaway handle placed very close (but 90 degrees off) the dildo. I figure the dildo probably blew off, due to worn velcro -- and so, when I went for it, all that was there was a very low cutaway handle. I grabbed it and pulled it -- but I saw a bit of the yellow cutaway cable, and stopped. But by then, I figured I was screwed anyway, so I went ahead and pulled it all the way (so as not to compromise my reserve opening) and then pulled my reserve handle.
(It's amazing how much can go through your mind over the course of just a few seconds, but that's freefall for you!)
I went ahead and cutaway my main and deployed my reserve. Thank goodness it worked!!!! I think it was some sort of LoPo. I landed on a golf course habitated by horny retirees -- and I wrapped my reserve around me and refused rides back to the DZ.
Once back, I sorted myself out and then went to phone my agency (I was due to work that night in Tampa). The Drop Zone Operator -- a certain Mr. Jim Hooper -- came up behind me and hung up the payphone (we didn't have cell phones back in that day). He read me the riot act for having pulled such a stupid stunt. And I sort of agreed that it might not look good on the drop zone.
I tried my number back in Tampa, but it was busy, and so I walked back around to the front of the manifest building -- and there's Hooper shaking some guy's hand for having mile-highed with me! Son-of-a-bitch!
Gender dynamics!
..c..
Once, in Zephyrhills, Florida, I mile-highed with a couple of guys (and oral teased with the pilot) at 10,000'. I was wearing gear borrowed from the Drop Zone Operator -- what was known at that time as an (OLD!) Rapid Transhit.
After antics in the aircraft, I exited (and I was just a student at the time, 1983) wearing nought but a pair of tie-on panties. I probably dumped a bit high, being worried about the spot and the gear I was jumping. The Rapid Transhit back in those days had the cutaway handle placed very close (but 90 degrees off) the dildo. I figure the dildo probably blew off, due to worn velcro -- and so, when I went for it, all that was there was a very low cutaway handle. I grabbed it and pulled it -- but I saw a bit of the yellow cutaway cable, and stopped. But by then, I figured I was screwed anyway, so I went ahead and pulled it all the way (so as not to compromise my reserve opening) and then pulled my reserve handle.
(It's amazing how much can go through your mind over the course of just a few seconds, but that's freefall for you!)
I went ahead and cutaway my main and deployed my reserve. Thank goodness it worked!!!! I think it was some sort of LoPo. I landed on a golf course habitated by horny retirees -- and I wrapped my reserve around me and refused rides back to the DZ.
Once back, I sorted myself out and then went to phone my agency (I was due to work that night in Tampa). The Drop Zone Operator -- a certain Mr. Jim Hooper -- came up behind me and hung up the payphone (we didn't have cell phones back in that day). He read me the riot act for having pulled such a stupid stunt. And I sort of agreed that it might not look good on the drop zone.
I tried my number back in Tampa, but it was busy, and so I walked back around to the front of the manifest building -- and there's Hooper shaking some guy's hand for having mile-highed with me! Son-of-a-bitch!
Gender dynamics!
..c..
BASE jumping
When I see the Suzuki Grand Vitara BASE jumping ad, it reminds of you. Pulling off the suit piece by piece...
Would've been a sight, bare angel falling from heaven.
If that's the way you jump, I may consider putting on the chute again. To get out ahead of you, the view from underneath.
When I see the Suzuki Grand Vitara BASE jumping ad, it reminds of you. Pulling off the suit piece by piece...
Would've been a sight, bare angel falling from heaven.
If that's the way you jump, I may consider putting on the chute again. To get out ahead of you, the view from underneath.
