well I've been unlucky 2 nights in a row...
My Thursday night date did not pan out. Today I wanted to meet Shauna again but forgot she's away, so I figured why not head up to Guelph to check out an MPA. Quickly did a search to see who's on tonight at Guelph Studio & Michener Spa. I first drove to 226 Speedvale but it looked a bit to busy for me at that particular time. I had never been to Michener Spa but had read a couple decent reviews so Michener it was, parking lot was empty I pulled up to the door & could see 2 heads peering out the window at me - no big deal.
was greeted nicely & told Summer will fix me up - I thought great Summer comes well reviewed so I should be in good hands
She is a pleasant girl, flat chestted but a nice firm body.
ran down the menu & opted for the BS option.
(60min in my mind for the $'s spent).
First part of the massage was good - I was then asked "why do men come to MP's?" to which I wanted to reply "to grocery shop" but I politely said "why do you think we come" - thereafter we changed & it was my turn to massage.
While I was just starting to get into it I was asked "do you have a SO?" I said "why & what does it matter" I was told "most guys are married that come in here, and don't you think it's cheating on your SO" I was now thinking great thanks for bringing my SO into this & telling me I'm cheating (which we all know but never admit) so of course it kinda killed the momentum, a couple seconds later we're talking about her cat gone missing. I was trying to be nice by saying "don't worry she'll be back home soon". some how the conversation turned to the cat being dead & death...great now I've got visuals of death & my SO at this point Mr happy is shrinking away...
Now comes the BS or should I say 3minute hug
Now comes the finish - it started out slightly painful because she forgot to put oil/lotion, I politely asked "can you get the oil" - started on the finish, 8minutes into it she's not able to finish trying to but can't.
Now I'm thinking great the girl isn't that hot, has a flatter chest then me brought death, cheating & SO's into this short time frame what to do?
Answer "close eyes and picture my time recently spent with Shauna". Just as about to get into the finally I'm told "sweety your not finishing & you need too we've only got 2minutes left" now I say screw it let's just stop & I'm outa here total time spent 29minutes......for the price of 60min at the other place.
Total clock watcher which I don't like, however I would recommend Michener Spa to those that are trying to quit hobbying - I jumped in my car & headed for the Horse Races hoping to recover the losses.
overall a bad experience - however the MP is a nice place
Massage - 7/10
BS = just a hug
Looks - 4.5/10
Attitude - 5/10
Finish - I DIDN'T
Repeat - No
Total Time = 29mintues
My Thursday night date did not pan out. Today I wanted to meet Shauna again but forgot she's away, so I figured why not head up to Guelph to check out an MPA. Quickly did a search to see who's on tonight at Guelph Studio & Michener Spa. I first drove to 226 Speedvale but it looked a bit to busy for me at that particular time. I had never been to Michener Spa but had read a couple decent reviews so Michener it was, parking lot was empty I pulled up to the door & could see 2 heads peering out the window at me - no big deal.
was greeted nicely & told Summer will fix me up - I thought great Summer comes well reviewed so I should be in good hands
She is a pleasant girl, flat chestted but a nice firm body.
ran down the menu & opted for the BS option.
(60min in my mind for the $'s spent).
First part of the massage was good - I was then asked "why do men come to MP's?" to which I wanted to reply "to grocery shop" but I politely said "why do you think we come" - thereafter we changed & it was my turn to massage.
While I was just starting to get into it I was asked "do you have a SO?" I said "why & what does it matter" I was told "most guys are married that come in here, and don't you think it's cheating on your SO" I was now thinking great thanks for bringing my SO into this & telling me I'm cheating (which we all know but never admit) so of course it kinda killed the momentum, a couple seconds later we're talking about her cat gone missing. I was trying to be nice by saying "don't worry she'll be back home soon". some how the conversation turned to the cat being dead & death...great now I've got visuals of death & my SO at this point Mr happy is shrinking away...
Now comes the BS or should I say 3minute hug
Now comes the finish - it started out slightly painful because she forgot to put oil/lotion, I politely asked "can you get the oil" - started on the finish, 8minutes into it she's not able to finish trying to but can't.
Now I'm thinking great the girl isn't that hot, has a flatter chest then me brought death, cheating & SO's into this short time frame what to do?
Answer "close eyes and picture my time recently spent with Shauna". Just as about to get into the finally I'm told "sweety your not finishing & you need too we've only got 2minutes left" now I say screw it let's just stop & I'm outa here total time spent 29minutes......for the price of 60min at the other place.
Total clock watcher which I don't like, however I would recommend Michener Spa to those that are trying to quit hobbying - I jumped in my car & headed for the Horse Races hoping to recover the losses.
overall a bad experience - however the MP is a nice place
Massage - 7/10
BS = just a hug
Looks - 4.5/10
Attitude - 5/10
Finish - I DIDN'T
Repeat - No
Total Time = 29mintues
