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Met the staff and owner of Oasis sex club at Sexapolloza and...

Yoga Face

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had a nice chat.

http://oasisaqualounge.com

Turns out the owner (female) is monogamous, surprise, surprise.

She told me she does it because she likes to see people happy , the way they hug at the end of the night having fulfilled sexual repressions and met like minded people they can be friends with


Lesbians are OK , They have a night just for them but gay guys are forbidden. They would not want to come anyways as they have bath houses in the same neighborhood


Tuesdays and Wednedays are male single days , $50 FOR THE WHOLE DAY

According to the staff, the place is not overwhelmed by single males and everyone can get in but only if you are under 35 on student night (Monday I think)

But it is slow during the day


The rules are interesting :

1 You cannot touch someone even if it is just the arm without permission, permission can be expressed of implied, because people are nude and feel vulnerable

2 Watching couples fuck without permission has a five feet, five minute rule


3 Towels are mandatory when sitting or playing

4 No sex in the hot tub but sex is OK in the pool as it is constantly filtered and anything would be diluted so health is not an issue. Everyone leaves the pool for sex anyways. The tub and pool are the best places to go to meet people and break the ice

5 The staff (who are allowed to play only in their off hours) spends their time going around cleaning up wet spots so everything is always squeaky clean and they are monitored by the health department


6 Break the rules and you are told to leave


7 no cell phones

8 no getting drunk or drugs

9 sex only in specified areas


I inferred that unless you are attractive and good at socializing with strangers and do not have overly high standards for female physical beauty I would suggest not going as a single. You will have a better time at a strip club.
 
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Public sex, wiping up wet spots, 5 feet minimal distances, not my thing. Conjures up images of canine play parks. I think I'd take a swank hotel and order up two classy ladies for an evening of fun and frolic instead....but enjoy!
 

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Public sex, wiping up wet spots, 5 feet minimal distances, not my thing. Conjures up images of canine play parks. I think I'd take a swank hotel and order up two classy ladies for an evening of fun and frolic instead....but enjoy!

... an interesting analogy !
 

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I would avoid that place like the plague. I'm sure if you took a UV light to that place you wouldn't like what you see. If it's your thing then enjoy. I will pass pass pass.
 

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I would avoid that place like the plague. I'm sure if you took a UV light to that place you wouldn't like what you see. If it's your thing then enjoy. I will pass pass pass.
Such clubs are world wide and I am unaware of serious health issues in a well run club so I think you are wrong

Take a microscope to anything and you would not like what you see
 

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this would be a cool place to take a girlfriend to enjoy and fuck while the old fat geezers watch. satisfy the huge public sex urges i constantly have
 

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omg the video they have is amazing, i would very much like to take down Miss Oasis (save her stupid haircut)
 

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omg the video they have is amazing, i would very much like to take down Miss Oasis (save her stupid haircut)
I wonder if miss oasis is an active member or the non-participating owner. Everyone has their preferences but the member photos I seen of some places like this are not the hang out of women I'm attracted to and if there was one - it would be a sausage fest trying to get close to her.
 

Yoga Face

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I wonder if miss oasis is an active member or the non-participating owner. Everyone has their preferences but the member photos I seen of some places like this are not the hang out of women I'm attracted to and if there was one - it would be a sausage fest trying to get close to her.

Miss Oasis looks like a staff member I was chatting with

She now has rings in her nose and a pierced tongue

Of the staff she was the best looking


The monogamous owner is middle age and refuses to play or even take her cloths off


I have been to two sex clubs and some of the members were surprisingly very good looking. Never been to Oasis or any Toronto club though.

Like I said, if you are not good at socializing then do not go. Picture it as a night club. If you cannot socialize well there then you will not socialize well at a sex club.


A suggestion is to learn the art of Tantra massage then offer it to anyone who seems to have a mutual interest. Miss Oasis told me she never sees Tantra massages occur and, even though they do have lessons given by experts at the club, the art of massage has never been taught.

So, if you are the expert you may become popular.

I just thought of a brilliant idea. Become an expert in Tantra massage (their are overpriced Tantra schools) then go to the sex clubs and offer Tantra night and charge the club. Team up with a female Tantra teacher and you do the girls and she does the boys while the crowd oohs and awes as your victims uncontrollably go into spasm of joy. The girls will line up and you get to choose


[video]http://www.youporn.com/watch/467493/tantra-erotic-massage/?from=search_full&pos=1[/video]
 
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I would avoid that place like the plague. I'm sure if you took a UV light to that place you wouldn't like what you see. If it's your thing then enjoy. I will pass pass pass.
I wonder what would happen with that UV light in a room at the spa?
 

Yoga Face

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I wonder what would happen with that UV light in a room at the spa?
What does it matter

The question is are people getting sick from MP or sex clubs

the answer is no

all kinds of creepy things in the water we drink yet it is safe
 

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I would avoid that place like the plague. I'm sure if you took a UV light to that place you wouldn't like what you see. If it's your thing then enjoy. I will pass pass pass.
Far worse can be said about the subway, many public bathrooms, the top sheet of every hotel on earth and at least a dozen other places/ At least here there would be a pretense of cleaning...

So hang on, you can only get in under 35 on Mondays?
 

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What does it matter

The question is are people getting sick from MP or sex clubs

the answer is no


all kinds of creepy things in the water we drink yet it is safe
Exactly! MP's are probably a hundred times filthier than a sex club such as Oasis or Wicked. My wife and and I have been to Wicked several times. As others have mentioned, if you're comfortable conversing with strangers you'll do just fine in these places. If you don't mind being watched having sex or if that turns you on, you'll have a great time.

One time my wife were in a room having sex while being watched by 3 attractive females. That was fun!
 

Yoga Face

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Is there any real benefit to single guys on Tuesday and Wednesday? Are there women there who you could get to have sex with?[/QUOTE]


Maybe, even if they are there are you gonna score????

How many times you gotta go to score??

At $50 a go you pay your monies and you take your chances

I am still debating wheteher to go or not

Just going and hanging around feeling uncomfortable and then getting rejected a couple of times is the worse case scenario

Are they a attractive as the girls at MUSE ?

Probably not
 

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It's really not a big deal.. I like hanging out at oasis in the Summer time by the pool. You don't have to go get diggity down if you don't want to.. and staff do clean the place, although I would always put a towel down just in case. I love Oasis and have a great time there!
 

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Not worthwhile for a single guy, IMO (based on experience)
Another thing to mention.. on the days that single guys are actually "allowed" to go.. you can't go up to the third floor "play" area.. even just to watch.. unless you're accompanied by a woman. Unless they've gotten rid of that silly rule.
 

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I've been there on Tuesdays and single guys have always been allowed on the third floor. I've been going for a little over a year now. I did go on one Wednesday night and they had that rule, which I think is every Wednesday. I was so upset, lol. Now, I ask before I pay......just to make sure. Hope this helps a bit. :)
 

Yoga Face

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I've been there on Tuesdays and single guys have always been allowed on the third floor. I've been going for a little over a year now. I did go on one Wednesday night and they had that rule, which I think is every Wednesday. I was so upset, lol. Now, I ask before I pay......just to make sure. Hope this helps a bit. :)
Then do tell! How often do you get to have sex play? How attractive are the girls you play with?? After a year you must know the score.
 
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