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meeting sp today with blueballs

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bbbj_greek_cim

just to be clear, im the one with the blueballs

going to see an sp that is attractive and offers everything i want on the menu

unfortunately as soon as i see her ill probably cum. well, as soon as my penis enters her mouth. she’s ok with that.

but question, how the hell do you control your dick when it’s full to the max? ive got a week of cum in there, been watching 12 hours of porn/bp ads daily, i can hardly walk, feel like my eyes are bloodshot and my anus is extra tight. sorry for the TMI.

should i smoke 420? have a shot of tequila? slap my dick and tell him who’s boss? blow the load and enjoy?

how do pornstars do it? are they gifted like the michael jordans of sex?

i have tried cialis in the past to control precumming but it doesn’t really work.

my hunch: i need to BREATHE DEEP and treat sex like a cardio workout. Maybe tell the sp my condition and go slow at first.

Chime in guys!
 
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nonewfriends

Thanks for clarifying which one of you had the blue balls hahha.

All those hours of porn and still got a week's worth still in ya? I think you might be underestimating yourself right there. That's some pretty good restraint if you ask me lol. I'm kind of like you in the sense that I let it build up before a date, and yea I've had moments where I've busted early. But what has worked for me is the same approach that I take to public speaking or that big sales presentation. You just gotta be in the moment. Not thinking about what's about to happen in 30 seconds, 1 min or 1 hr from now. This would also apply to past incidents that might throw you off your game as well.

Mindfullness is something that is easier said than done for sure but meditation might help.

Good luck!
 

swizzlechest

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heard one sp who converted to ma recount a tail where some guy brought a headband and glasses along for early surprises
 
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]I’ll put my review here, but it can be copy pasted to the sp’s thread if she wants the publicity. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]I set up the appointment on Wednesday by text. I said I had a serious case of blueballs. She said Friday was best “if I could hold on till then lol”. Ok deal. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]I get to the place, and the mood is just right when I walk in. Perfect lighting, nice music, clean condo, cat says hello, she greets me in the outfit I requested, thong and nothing else. Her body is amazing. Perfect manmades, slim spinner type, little firm bubble ass, braces on teeth that give her the jailbait look. I’m not bothered by her tattoos on legs. She has a goth look that I love. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Open the bottle of wine I brought and cheers to this moment! I am not a breast guy but I was just mesmerized by these things. And they were so sensitive that I thought I was going to make her cum each time I sucked on them. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Bls to start. Bbbj can only be described as careful; as in careful not to slice my dick open with the braces. So I went for the deepthroat and gagging. Tiny mouth that needs to be broken into more :) [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Next I gave her a bum massage (not greek yet you pigs), and a lower back massage. Digits sliding over the kitty got her convulsing. If she’s faking all these awesome moans she should win an Oscar, but I really dont care because it was turning me on! [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Doggy to start and it felt good. I went for the greek even though it looked impossible. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]• <- her sphincter [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]O <- my member[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]We talked before doing greek how to take it slow, lube, relax and breathe. So I got in and rocked the boat gently. Ass spanking, hair pulling, I wish I could have “broken her in” as they say but I was very gentle so that she enjoyed the experience, and would let me come back for more. Yeah I’m not done with that ass ;)[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Switched rubber for a new one and got under her for cowgirl. It was so good I didnt care about cimsw, I just let her ride me until the end of the load. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Donation three bills for the hour including greek. She is a young smiley girl, good heart, we clicked for sure. Thanks for trusting me WIR ;)[/FONT][/FONT]
 
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bbbj_greek_cim

LOL deep breaths
I asked her if I could write a review. She said yes.
But I’m not including any contact info/links here.
She can include this review in her future ads if she wants.
Or if she gets her own website, she can say here’s a review of me.
 

mmad

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Someone who asked to not be publicly reviewed or have her number shared when I reached out to him to see if he was interested in a regular I see who offers these services. As of July she doesn't advertise and has a private number and only sees regulars. I told you this b_g_c and that her number is not to be shared. She's a public DNR and DND! Now this?

I saw her last night and she mentioned you had booked with her and I was all happy for you. Do you think you're the only member of this board or of any boards who sees her?
You should respect her wishes and delete the review!
I'm done with sharing and helping others. Fuck this shit!
Give the guy a break!! It was a great read and he didn't out anybody. I have no clue who he's talking about so no harm done!
 
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bbbj_greek_cim

All good WIR. She told me she died laughing reading my review.
 

Jabba

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Personally, I'm good with not knowing who is being reviewed. I like the mystery.
This was a great read and just funny as hell. Thanks!
 

Nesbot

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Someone who asked to not be publicly reviewed or have her number shared when I reached out to him to see if he was interested in a regular I see who offers these services. As of July she doesn't advertise and has a private number and only sees regulars. I told you this b_g_c and that her number is not to be shared. She's a public DNR and DND! Now this?

I saw her last night and she mentioned you had booked with her and I was all happy for you. Do you think you're the only member of this board or of any boards who sees her?
You should respect her wishes and delete the review!
I'm done with sharing and helping others. Fuck this shit!
She's not your wife man...chill the F out.
 
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