Mayor's Nude Picture

[Cardinal Fang]

http://www.canada.com/vancouver/news/story.asp?id=16C4FAA5-21E4-464E-BAB1-A9B4A0E6FE6F

Great! Just Great!

Now I can't this picture of Hazel McCallion out of my head.

 

[The Doctor]

You've seen hazel in the nude???

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Pauses for a moment...*

Good God NO!

It's the first thing that entered my mind when I was reading this article. Oh dear....I really need to get back on the medication again don't I?

*Waits for Perry Mason to arrive*

 

[Goober Mcfly]

You've seen hazel in the nude???

Hasn't everyone?

 

[i_am_good]

Why is it that...

You've seen hazel in the nude???

...images of a Shar-Pei comes to mind...

*stares blankly into open space...pondering....*

 

[The Doctor]

*Pauses of a moment...*

It's the first thing that entered my mind when I was reading this article. Oh dear....I really need to get back on the medication again don't I?

*Waits for Perry Mason to arrive*

If Hazel is the first thing that comes to mind then I don't know if the drugs will be enough. It might be time for electro-shock therapy...come on over, Monica has run the bath and I've got the old rusty toaster already plugged in.

Hasn't everyone?

Goober, I'm reconsidering whether I would like to party with you now...

 

[IB_VI_UB_IX!!!]

LOL

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

Very funny story.

For a moment I was more terrified that it would be David Miller in the nude...

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Okay, back up a second here Dani...

Cardinal Fang is wearing heels with the Sens logo on them? He stuck his what in the toaster?

</confused>

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I really don't have the legs to pull off that look.

 

[resipsofacto]

I can't believe it's taken almost 5 hours for somewhere to say

YES, PLEASE YES!!


oops, thats more like it, my time is messed up.

 

[The Doctor]

Ok first of all, Intern Monica is wearing knee high leather boots today and a long skirt with a big slit up the back (she made sure I'd notice the boots as she did her filing outside my window), the image of me in a Sens sweater means I'm now the one who needs shock therapy and through all of this Dani is wearing the Kenora Dinner Jacket with leafs t-shirt underneath and Hazel is still nude.

My experiment went wrong, way wrong. I really do need a return trip to the Possum Lodge in Newmarket!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ok first of all, Intern Monica is wearing knee high leather boots today and a long skirt with a big slit up the back (she made sure I'd notice the boots as she did her filing outside my window.

*Fang gestures to Goober to help him "open a can of whoop ass" on the fine Doctor's head.*

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*Goober heartfeltly agrees, wanders off to find a can opener*

 

[The Doctor]

Does that get the picture of a nude Hazel out of your mind Fang?

Well then I guess my work here is done.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm not that desperate to see it actually. This whole Hazel thing has really scared me.

 

[Taz]

You're just lucky you have Hazel to picture. My mayor is Don Cousins.

 

[The Doctor]

Actually mine is David Miller.

*smacks his head in an attempt to dislodge new image*

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Actually mine is David Miller.

*smacks his head in an attempt to dislodge new image*

Allow me!

*Repeatedly wacks the Doctor's head with Dani's Cat.*

 

[jerbear]

Does that get the picture of a nude Hazel out of your mind Fang?

Well then I guess my work here is done.

Still trying to get over Goobers picture.
Thank goodness it trashed my long term memory, but I'm still getting flashbacks.