Well, I had planned to make the big 4-pack of toronto asian treats and turn it into a big old review-fest as my first contribution to https://terb.cc, but as you can see from my reviews it was hit and miss. Had a blast with Jessie and Jasmine Jazz, and got my time wasted with Jasmin Thai. Which brings me to….. Guinevere. She seemed to be the thing du jour, the little nympho that was a great time, etc etc etc…. Sufice to say she may well be, but she screwed me over (and not in a good way) very royally and wasted my entire evening so I never got to try her and even progress to the point of being able to give y’all a review as such.
I tried in vain to get in touch with her for days upon days in advance of my being downtown, and finally a few days before I did. We set up a time, got her address and phone number. Then day of the booking, I get a call from her, she can’t see me. Ok, a little late in the process but not pissed. I take it as a one time thing, and resolve to call her again at the end of my trip. So that’s what I did. About 3 hours before I had some free time, I sent guinevire a text message asking if she was available. She said yes, but it was VERY IMPORTANT that it had to be a certain time, and she couldn’t do the time I wanted. Fair enough, she’s a busy girl I tell myself, not an issue. So I plan my evening around seeing her, salivating at the prospect of seeing if all the stories are true and she really is a nasty gal. Time comes, I txt her saying I’m there at her place (queens quay / Bathurst area) and ready to come up. No answer. I wait a couple minutes. I call. No answer… and no voicemail. I call her like clockwork every 5 minutes for the next 25 minutes, and send her a couple of txt’s too. No answer whatsoever. Now I’m getting pissed, figuring she probably just extended another guy and didn’t bother to tell me hoping I’d stick around. I sent her a text saying I was giving up since she was over half an hour late. So at this point my evening’s been totally wasted, drove all the way downtown for nothing. Two hours later I get a text message on my phone – “sorry I was sleeping”. Am I being too harsh here, I’m not the all time sharpest knife in the drawer, but if I’m phoning you every 5 minutes on your cell phone and you’re sleeping, Im guessing you’re going to wake up. Unless your phone’s on silent which would beg the question why, unless to avoid callers ? So it may be that guinevire was in fact sleeping, but I somehow have a hard time buying it.
So the best I can do for reviewing is the following :
Sex : none
Looks : who knows?
Service : ditto
Bottom line : she may in fact be as good as many say, but I’ll never know since she seems to be wildly unreliable.
I tried in vain to get in touch with her for days upon days in advance of my being downtown, and finally a few days before I did. We set up a time, got her address and phone number. Then day of the booking, I get a call from her, she can’t see me. Ok, a little late in the process but not pissed. I take it as a one time thing, and resolve to call her again at the end of my trip. So that’s what I did. About 3 hours before I had some free time, I sent guinevire a text message asking if she was available. She said yes, but it was VERY IMPORTANT that it had to be a certain time, and she couldn’t do the time I wanted. Fair enough, she’s a busy girl I tell myself, not an issue. So I plan my evening around seeing her, salivating at the prospect of seeing if all the stories are true and she really is a nasty gal. Time comes, I txt her saying I’m there at her place (queens quay / Bathurst area) and ready to come up. No answer. I wait a couple minutes. I call. No answer… and no voicemail. I call her like clockwork every 5 minutes for the next 25 minutes, and send her a couple of txt’s too. No answer whatsoever. Now I’m getting pissed, figuring she probably just extended another guy and didn’t bother to tell me hoping I’d stick around. I sent her a text saying I was giving up since she was over half an hour late. So at this point my evening’s been totally wasted, drove all the way downtown for nothing. Two hours later I get a text message on my phone – “sorry I was sleeping”. Am I being too harsh here, I’m not the all time sharpest knife in the drawer, but if I’m phoning you every 5 minutes on your cell phone and you’re sleeping, Im guessing you’re going to wake up. Unless your phone’s on silent which would beg the question why, unless to avoid callers ? So it may be that guinevire was in fact sleeping, but I somehow have a hard time buying it.
So the best I can do for reviewing is the following :
Sex : none
Looks : who knows?
Service : ditto
Bottom line : she may in fact be as good as many say, but I’ll never know since she seems to be wildly unreliable.
