This is a long overdue review
Of Maya, afterwards you'll think the Mesiah
So good she is, so much fun and banter
She's unknowingly turned me into a ranter
This god lovely Hungarian
So awesome and fun
No one could possibly be a contrarian
Once the time is up, trust me, you're done
Such memory she knows what you like
She remembers, enters the room, there ain't no psych
You just relax, toss away your cares
She remembers I like the straddle on the chairs
The massage is all correct and proper
You'all may bitch and whine but for her there's no topper
Been there, done that, there ain't no worry
Ya sure, you'll stumble out of the place, your eyes all blurry
So yes, I'm here to shill
For this wonder woman who hands me a bill
With far more than money i"m going to pay & pay
Looking for, wondering, when I'm going to book her for what day
Of Maya, afterwards you'll think the Mesiah
So good she is, so much fun and banter
She's unknowingly turned me into a ranter
This god lovely Hungarian
So awesome and fun
No one could possibly be a contrarian
Once the time is up, trust me, you're done
Such memory she knows what you like
She remembers, enters the room, there ain't no psych
You just relax, toss away your cares
She remembers I like the straddle on the chairs
The massage is all correct and proper
You'all may bitch and whine but for her there's no topper
Been there, done that, there ain't no worry
Ya sure, you'll stumble out of the place, your eyes all blurry
So yes, I'm here to shill
For this wonder woman who hands me a bill
With far more than money i"m going to pay & pay
Looking for, wondering, when I'm going to book her for what day
