Matt Kalil suing ex Hailey

harrypalm

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Why is he suing his ex? All she did was say she divorced him because his penis was like 2 coke cans.
 

Moose134

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Why is he suing his ex? All she did was say she divorced him because his penis was like 2 coke cans.
Seems like there is something deeper here. She’s an influencer who likely made a lot of money off this extra attention & he’s hitting her where it hurts.
 

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Oh, poow widdle Matt got his feelings hurt because his ex said he was packing a roll of tar paper. How will he ever recover emotionally from this trauma, without an out-of-court settlement?

Maybe he could create something like a TikTok challenge, but on Onlyfans. There are college-aged girls all over the US who would jump at the chance to prove that he could ' boldly go where some men had gone before ', not to mention the virtual trophy and twenty bucks prize money up for grabs.
 
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