Mathmatical proof that girls are evil.

[WhaWhaWha]

There is mathmatical proof that girls are evil. Allow me to explain.

First we all know that "Girls require time and money".
expressed as:
Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time is money"
Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money x Money = Money^2

And because "money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt/Evil

Therefore:
Girls = Money^2 = (sqrt/Evil)^2

Conclusion:
Girls = Evil

 

[poorboy]

Old, but always funny.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

No, technically, if Girls require time and money, then it should be represented by:

Girls = Time + Money

Taking it forward:

"Time is money"
Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money + Money = 2(Money)

"Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt/Evil

Girls = 2(Money) = 2(sqrt Evil)
Evil = 666

Girls = 2(sqrt(666)) = 2 (25.806975801) = 51.613951602

Conclusion:
Girls = a complicated decimal number between 24 and 69

 

[Berlin]

Math is diffficult.

 

[antlerman]

amazing

What is truly amazing in the fact that some one can put that formula together and post it before breakfast!
I nned 3 cups of coffee before I can count to 10 in the morning........

 

[booboobear]

There is mathmatical proof that girls are evil. Allow me to explain.


Conclusion:
Girls = Evil

I don't need proof I always knew it. Just remember it was Eve that started all the trouble

 

[bobistheowl]

A dog is man's best friend.

and

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Therefore:

Diamond dogs are an hermaphrodite's best friends.