Masuesse wants to leave massage biz, any suggestions?

[Doctor Zoidburg]

I know a nice lady that i have been seing for massages for the last several years. She wants to leave the massage business. I am calling on all the magnificent minds out there in TERB land to come up with a business or work that she can do.

 

[roxyfan]

If she is nice and presumably hot...find some well employed guy like a doctor, lawyer, accountant, engineer...screw their brains out until they decide to marry her....how hard can it be?

 

[elmo]

Deja vue?

 

[Moraff]

Based on the extensive resume of skills you've provided.... I am going to assume that she has no post-secondary education. That pretty much leaves min-wage work like coffee shops, waitressing and the like.

Perhaps she should save up her massage money and go to school?

 

[red]

is she looking for a hands on position?

 

[Larry_Fyne]

Based on her experiences listed, she could become an escort.

 

[elmo]

Based on her experiences listed, she could become an escort.

Or an escort trolling unsucessfully on TERB with a side job at Tims to pay the bills...

 

[LancsLad]

is she looking for a hands on position?

She lets her fingers do the walking so maybe she could hawk yellow pages.

 

[red]

She lets her fingers do the walking so maybe she could hawk yellow pages.

she might palm a copy