Women can be such a pain sometimes... 
Male students at Michigan University called police after a young woman walked into their frat house and started masturbating on a couch.
Fraternity president Dan Nye said he and other fraternity members were eating in the dining room at the time when a young woman simply walked in, as the front door had been left propped open because it was being repaired.
She told them her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University. They described her between 20 and 30 years old, with short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.
"Obviously, she was very disturbed", Nye tells a local paper. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people".
Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour. When they asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, and was even talking on her mobile phone at one point.
She ran out wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police. She was long gone by the time police arrived minutes later.
Male students at Michigan University called police after a young woman walked into their frat house and started masturbating on a couch.
Fraternity president Dan Nye said he and other fraternity members were eating in the dining room at the time when a young woman simply walked in, as the front door had been left propped open because it was being repaired.
She told them her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University. They described her between 20 and 30 years old, with short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.
"Obviously, she was very disturbed", Nye tells a local paper. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people".
Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour. When they asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, and was even talking on her mobile phone at one point.
She ran out wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police. She was long gone by the time police arrived minutes later.
