Massage for newbies?

[DiVr]

Can anyone recommend a good massage place for a complete noob? I'm looking for a decent massage in addition to the "happy ending". I have no problems with BBWs or older women, either, in case that matters...

 

[riceking]

Oink?

 

[yak2432]

Can anyone recommend a good massage place for a complete noob? I'm looking for a decent massage in addition to the "happy ending". I have no problems with BBWs or older women, either, in case that matters...

5 posts in 5 years and all looking for info. On this board you have to give as well as take.

 

[ulixestrojan]

CMJ - they will break you - in.

 

[oleman]

Oink?

C'mon now. If the LE wanted to know about massage parlours that provide a happy ending, they only have to spend 0.25 and buy a Sun and look under 'Adult Massage'. Or read the last 5 pages of posts here, which is what DiVR should do, then report his findings.

O.

O.

 

[ulixestrojan]

VG - LE - I have a cold, couldn't smell the bacon

 

[OnTheWayOut]

Can anyone recommend a good massage place for a complete noob?

look in the yellow pages under massage and then look for the ads that say they're RMT ...... it means real mileage tits

 

[530marcus]

i dont knowey-o.. buyt methinks me strong,,,, and that the cops/fuzz/piggy posse know de door that maybe baby just maybe a bit of sexual heeling takes place (drop the mace) in ye olde massage parloer... i guess (knock knock) they mighty mouse... eh?
fuckety ficky give the young masterbate the break

 

[conepuppy]

RMT ...... it means real mileage tits

LOL!!!!!

 

[esoterica]

i dont knowey-o.. buyt methinks me strong,,,, and that the cops/fuzz/piggy posse know de door that maybe baby just maybe a bit of sexual heeling takes place (drop the mace) in ye olde massage parloer... i guess (knock knock) they mighty mouse... eh?
fuckety ficky give the young masterbate the break

Welcome back to Ottawa.

 

[530marcus]

thanky hanky my young franky
seems that Stevie H and (fuq I hate) CD is needin'
more of the oily albertan's colourful clams.
whodat whodat? shoot da owlly mfff.

lots of $ in the rocket pocket for a trip to barelbllas DIAMOND tongiht
wher o wher is my ninteno ho?

 

[urontop]

Huh?

lots of $ in the rocket pocket for a trip to barelbllas DIAMOND tongiht
wher o wher is my ninteno ho?

Probably at the library looking for a translation dictionary so she can figure out what the hell kind of lingo your using.

 

[ulixestrojan]

530marcus is the Chairman RoflMao!

 

[530marcus]

jaun exxon valdeez would say

gracius